San Francisco, CA - The Celebrity Gossip site CelebJihad.com is reporting that Danny Tanner, former co-host of the popular morning show Wake Up, San Francisco, has confessed to imprisoning his daughter in a cellar for 13 years and keepi...
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You know, at first I felt bad for my boy Wesley Snipes. I thought, damn...Wesley is in some tax issues. Life must be hard when you've only done Wildcats, Jungle Fever, Major League, White Men Can't Jump, and the Blade Trilogy, for your career. I thought he was t...
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A Zoological Exploration of One of Mankind's Closest Relatives 08:20 First Period. We must be very quiet so as not to disturb our sleeping subject. Studies indicate that this particular primate sub-species is dormant for about 80% of the traditional high school work day. He looks so pea...
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I cannot believe Harvard rejected my application! What does a home-schooled guy have to do? Show me another application so full of blessings from Jesus and I will show you lucky man. My mom tells me not to let it get me down, but I can't help but feel that this is somehow the fault of the homosex...
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CHAPTER NINE A shrill, female voice whistled through the phone holes: "Reverend Thaddeus, Private Investigator, " the voice said, awaiting my charmingly-off-beat introduction. "How's the only man holier than Eddie Murphy doing these days?" I asked her. "You really love that movie, do...
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Baseball games are one of the few occasions for adults to act like complete assholes with impunity. When they announce the players before the game I like to screech like a 13 year old girl at a boy band concert when they introduce the equipment manager. Is there a better excuse to have a beer before...
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Every other Friday Chad Zumock and M. Thomas L. recount the dark details of a true story told to them involving the real life struggle for survival between Michael Knight and Paul Kersey.
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