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BRILLIANT!! ()	Post #: 1
Posted: 12/23/2005 8:53:30 AM by MEH
One of my all-time favorites!

OR ()	Post #: 2
Posted: 12/23/2005 9:24:36 AM by BangBang
"Try not to end up with that thing in your cooche again, Bobby still has to sweep up his pubes."

Thanks, BangBang ()	Post #: 3
Posted: 12/23/2005 10:45:12 AM by Tom A
Nice one.

Hmmm. . . ()	Post #: 4
Posted: 12/23/2005 11:35:04 AM by matt
Hey guys, Mommy is on acid again! Go through her wallet Billy." No no this was better

or ()	Post #: 5
Posted: 12/23/2005 4:28:38 PM by Max
"Here she is daddy. Yeah, she's still drunk, and it looks like she got laid again last night."

Or. . . ()	Post #: 6
Posted: 12/27/2005 12:02:59 PM by Christine
"Mom, MOM!!!!! pay attention!!!! there are big music notes coming out of the radio!!!!!"

Or . . . . ()	Post #: 7
Posted: 12/27/2005 4:06:22 PM by Christine
" HAHAHAHA, please don't think you are getting away with a pink shirt and red pants, HA!" Sorry. . . I am sooo bored

Or ()	Post #: 8
Posted: 12/27/2005 4:20:33 PM by Christine
"Oh, so that's how you dance!!! Thanks mom. Maybe later you can show me how you make all that milk shoot out of Daddy's straw." I can't stop.. . . . . . .really

Christine ()	Post #: 9
Posted: 12/27/2005 11:29:25 PM by JP
You are a welcome addition to the comment section.

MOM ()	Post #: 10
Posted: 12/28/2005 9:44:05 AM by dilbert
Dont you usually lay in bed naked and use the other end of that broom when daddys away.........

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One of my all-time favorites!

"Try not to end up with that thing in your cooche again, Bobby still has to sweep up his pubes."

Nice one.

Hey guys, Mommy is on acid again! Go through her wallet Billy." No no this was better

"Here she is daddy. Yeah, she's still drunk, and it looks like she got laid again last night."

"Mom, MOM!!!!! pay attention!!!! there are big music notes coming out of the radio!!!!!"

" HAHAHAHA, please don't think you are getting away with a pink shirt and red pants, HA!" Sorry. . . I am sooo bored

"Oh, so that's how you dance!!! Thanks mom. Maybe later you can show me how you make all that milk shoot out of Daddy's straw." I can't stop.. . . . . . .really

You are a welcome addition to the comment section.

Dont you usually lay in bed naked and use the other end of that broom when daddys away.........

" HAHAHAHA, please don't think you are getting away with a pink shirt and red pants, HA!"

Sorry. . . I am sooo bored

"Oh, so that's how you dance!!! Thanks mom. Maybe later you can show me how you make all that milk shoot out of Daddy's straw."

I can't stop.. . . . . . .really