Woke up face down in my shitty fuckin' A's cap this morning. As I ran to the shitter, I could hear the puke hitting my teeth on the way out. Sounded like rain on a tin roof.
Tom A
Is It "Oxygenated," Mister?
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Posted: 5/10/2006 9:38:53 AM
Because if it isn't, it's for peasants (even if it IS from Europe, or Switzerland).
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:36:10 AM
Is it weird that I really enjoy tap water? I mean, I'll buy bottles of water, but something about all the extras you get with the tap water just makes me thirsty.
Provo
HA!! Elitests are funny....
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Posted: 5/10/2006 11:12:29 AM
GOOD WORK.....
I totally agree....and Christine, you are most def correct..which reminds me...hmmm
Oh, and what the fuck is the deal with some restaurants only having bottled water......I call BULLSHIT, I know you don't cook with bottled water......
anyhow, I thoroughly enjoyed the read...anything referring to a hobo urinating on someone = GOLDEN (like a shower...)
ps. uh, just in case, bottled water is not taxed, illegal if it is....water and anything thats 100% juice is not taxable....(maybe a state tax? I dont know, Im in Texas, no state tax here...)
Pat
spot-on
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Posted: 5/10/2006 11:54:36 AM
This describes every spoiled New York area girl to a tee. You left out the fat ass and the Juicy Couture sweats though.
Silly Sally
Have to
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Posted: 5/10/2006 12:05:27 PM
We here in So Cal have to drink bottled water. It's because we are so close to Mexico and they're evil-creature water travels up here every so often. Plus, our tap water tastes like oil and children's tears. Go Aquafina!
Burt Thaxton
This Sucked
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Posted: 5/10/2006 12:14:00 PM
Wow. We know some people drink pricey bottled water. Hilarious.
Burt Thaxton
That Guy
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Posted: 5/10/2006 12:20:32 PM
Your SUV looks awesome - so free of debris, too!
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My Two Cents
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Posted: 5/10/2006 12:39:13 PM
I guess the reason that I wrote this was to illustrate the point that our culture has made even the water we drink another status symbol that differentiates the haves and the have-nots. What’s next? Designer air?
Reid
No, Burt
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Posted: 5/10/2006 12:50:54 PM
You can not have your money back. You already drank the water.
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