This essay is way too good for this fart-jokes-galore, sophomoric shitpile of a web page.
Phat Phree's audience is mostly nose-picking puerile half-tards and intellectually-flabby shitbirds, so you only get laughs when you take a pop culture subject and smear a booger on it.
You're way too good for this place, John Scheck. This essay is, at the LEAST, New Yorker "Shouts and Murmurs" material. No, it's better than that.
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Posted: 7/26/2006 2:37:19 PM
I guess this means that I was adopted.
I got no problem with fart jokes. The ancient Greeks were writing those 2,500 years ago, so they are good enough for me. Although I try to keep it clean, how about this for an essay:
Suck My Dick bitch While I Jack-off and Fart and Watch Football on My Big Screen TV Don't Move Around Too Much so I can Balance this Plate of Nachos on Your Head, Bitch.
Or maybe I'll save that one for the New Yorker?
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Posted: 7/26/2006 3:59:01 PM
"Although I try to keep it clean, how about this for an essay:
'Suck My Dick bitch While I Jack-off and Fart and Watch Football on My Big Screen TV Don't Move Around Too Much so I can Balance this Plate of Nachos on Your Head, Bitch.'"
That's close, but no cigar.
You have to add references to Britney Spears eating Tom Cruise's shit-stained thong while a fratenity pledge class lights their farts in a 21-gun salute every time the fat kid on South Park says "suck my balls!"
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Posted: 7/26/2006 6:44:01 PM
Very funny...
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Posted: 7/26/2006 7:00:06 PM
Fantastic!
But next time please include more dick-and-fart jokes.
Sincerely,
A random nose-picking puerile half-tard.
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Posted: 7/26/2006 7:01:08 PM
"I turn off the spell-check to save preshus battery time."
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Posted: 7/26/2006 7:26:46 PM
This was good but I really want to read the one about the dick/bitch.nachos/football. That one will be SWEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!
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Posted: 7/29/2006 8:59:57 AM
I forgot to thank Jack London for the inspiration for this essay and then I found out he's dead and can't sue me so screw that guy.
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