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For Sale By Owner 1987 Chevy Cavalier
Miles: 206,719 (mostly highway)
Color: Graffiti with Neon racing stripes
Interior: Red velvet, cashmere floor mats, Purple suede airbag
Extras: Fishbowl in the glovebox with two Japanese Koi
Four Playstation 2’s in the trunk
26” Plasma TVs in the armrests
Karaoke machine in the ashtray
45,000 watt speakers
Smoke machine/strobe light in the floorboards
X-Zibit CD’s “Weapons of Mass Destruction” and “40 Dayz & 40 Nightz”
Dance Dance Revolution game pad on the roof
Suicide Doors
Pinball machine in back passenger seat
Smells like a date rape
Night Rider computer technology/voice recognition engine starter
6” lift kit
Fingerprint door handles
DJ turntables with full drum set in center console
Gibson guitar with amp under engine
Chrome dice shifter
Highspeed Internet capable headrests
Four cases of Axe Body Spray
Christmas lights on undercarriage
Footprint gas pedal
Runs on Hydrogen Fuel Cell Technology (not gas)
Learn to change the oil assholes!
Condition: Poor
<B>**Needs new shocks, transmission, tires, starter, clutch, brake pads, and radiator. Rusted undercarriage, no a/c or heat, buyer must pay towing expenses or bring hydrogen.
great last pic & caption. the paint jobs are by far the worst. why dont they just paint "steal me" or "beat me up" and save some time & money.
antony
this would
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Posted: 10/18/2006 10:38:53 AM
have been funny if i had never visited riceburnerdotcom, but i have, so the funny part was the "smells like date rape" axe body spray bit. better luck next time.
STEVE
FUCKING TERRIBLE
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Posted: 10/18/2006 10:41:01 AM
This article was almost as shitty as the show it was written about. I wish X-Zibit and the author of this article were out joyriding last week with Corey Lidle.
balls in your mouth
holy crap
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Posted: 10/18/2006 11:00:12 AM
a steve and antony lovefest has come together right before our eyes. double gay.
you're on pretty early today joe. can i pee in your mouth?
Christine
Antony
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Posted: 10/18/2006 2:09:33 PM
That's not Joe. Joe doesn't speak the language of assholes. Also, you don't know him very well, but Mr. Kickass does loads (Ha!) of charity for the needy san franciscans. He also performs old fashion piano parties at retirement shows. He's a saint.
Jared, good job!!! I hate the show, but loved the article. Also, xhibit is in the movie Derailed and he's a horrible actor.
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