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12/7/2006
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New York, NY
Posted: 7/2/2008 8:51:46 AM
Please regale us with tale of Canada Day. Don't go overboard though. Did the fact that Canada Day coincided with the opening of NHL free agency just take it to another level? Would that be like a new Steven Segal flick coming out on the 4th of July?
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12/28/2006
Location:
Sylacauga, AL
Posted: 7/2/2008 9:22:27 AM
...that the site didn't just ride into the holiday weekend without a new article, I have to say that this was mailed in. It was more like a boardwalk T-shirt than a TPP article.
If I'm getting a boardwalk T-shirt, I want air-brush and I want me with a Puerto Rican chick with a caption, "2Getha 4Eva". Either that, or an RIP pic with my dead half-brother. Not a Top 10 list.
Again, I say this without ever having the sack to submit my own article for the scrutiny of the masses. I'm a big fat hypocrite.
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12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 7/2/2008 9:51:58 AM
So, a friend of a friend just got called up to the Yankees. Last night we go and sit in the players section where they stick the parents and baby mamas. Anyway, we go to the apprently exclusive VIP bar and hang out. In walks Joba Chamberlain's girlfriend with Joba's "personal assistant". I'm not exactly sure what this guy's job is, but him and I did have a nice long talk about the quickest and easiest ways to break someone's nose or knock their wind out. Apparently, he spends a dcent amount of time watching out for players' girlfriends.
Joba's girlfriend is a solid 8.5-9 and flirtacious as all hell. She's also Canadian. As her and I are doing shots I toast to Canada Day. She loves me. She can't believe that I know it's Canada Day. She asked me the year of it and I say 1872 with total conviction. "Oh my god that's right!" My friend looks at me like I just I farted and a gold brick fell out of my shorts. How I came up with that I'll never know. My greatest moment of improv ever. Eventually, the personal assistant drags her out of the bar (after numerous photo opps) and my friends tell me that the personal assistant told them he was planning to break my nose if I kept talking to her which I have no doubt he would have. Balls is a lover not a fighter.
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