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Sylacauga, AL
Posted: 9/17/2008 10:11:00 AM
Just kidding brother. But I do think that, at the very least, each commenter's first comment should address the merits, if any, of the article.
I, for one, really liked it. Some good lines -- hatching the thumb, household name, etc. -- and good flow. Also, as the saying goes, "it's funny because it's true". Even the most devout person is only allotting some of the time to prayer &/or reflection. After that it's something mundane (to-do lists) or funny (What if I screamed "jewfuckers" right now?) or weird (I better not fill in this paranthetical).
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11/16/2007
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Ann Arbor, MI
Posted: 9/17/2008 10:14:58 AM
I'm still thinking about Christine's request to get off her clit. And, I notice that she's still referring to her asshole and clenching...sounds like she's thinking about "playing out of the sand" sometime soon.
GOD has turned a favored eye back onto the Rays. I'll let you know how many celebs are in the house tonight. Maybe we'll be lucky and have that skank Brooke Hogan sing the national anthem. Can't be any worse than the "pop sensation" that kicked off the Cowboys game.
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12/7/2006
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New York, NY
Posted: 9/17/2008 10:31:42 AM
I 5ived it. Haven't done that in a long time. Those slimy gooks probably are laughing their asses off at us right now. How about this? If someone we all care about dies take a shot or shotgun a beer. Then we can all move on.
That girl was pathetic. My god. Lots of booing. She jigged up the anthem beyond belief, at least no gold teeth in her mouth though.
So the Navy is bad? That sucks, Staubach doesn't really have many gigantic accomplishments besides his time in the Navy.
19 did want that jersey, and despite the dipshits from Invesco prodding her to take a harder stance, a white #12 Staubach jersey is what she got. Despite that, she handled herself well with the corporate vultures, I was impressed.
dc, you are going to the game tonight? Count the pink Red Sox hats/jerseys for me.