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"Hey, man, we coulda had him. Hey! We coulda had him, man!"
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Antivert In () Post #: 1
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Location:  Ann Arbor, MI
Posted: 9/17/2008 9:56:38 AM
Fuckit, I've never been first.
Evil Frank First! () Post #: 2
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Location:  La Crosse, WI
Posted: 9/17/2008 9:58:09 AM
How about a moment of silence for this thing?
Shazaam How about commenting on the article, Frank? () Post #: 3
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Posted: 9/17/2008 10:11:00 AM
Just kidding brother. But I do think that, at the very least, each commenter's first comment should address the merits, if any, of the article.

I, for one, really liked it. Some good lines -- hatching the thumb, household name, etc. -- and good flow. Also, as the saying goes, "it's funny because it's true". Even the most devout person is only allotting some of the time to prayer &/or reflection. After that it's something mundane (to-do lists) or funny (What if I screamed "jewfuckers" right now?) or weird (I better not fill in this paranthetical).

Thanks John, for a funny, well-written piece.
Antivert The Article Sucked () Post #: 4
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Posted: 9/17/2008 10:14:58 AM
I'm still thinking about Christine's request to get off her clit.
And, I notice that she's still referring to her asshole and clenching...sounds like she's thinking about "playing out of the sand" sometime soon.


I loves a chick with a dirty mouth.
vertigo EF () Post #: 5
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Posted: 9/17/2008 10:18:29 AM
Great job! You were finally first at something in life! Oh, wait. Well, (and I'm sure you're familiar with this phrase) maybe next time.

Not bad Scheck. Best line: "While we're at it why don't we all bow our heads and consider astrology."

Here's a question: why are girls usually into astrology? Just kidding, I don't give a shit.

Joe Six-Pack The Shirt 19 really wanted () Post #: 6
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Posted: 9/17/2008 10:19:58 AM


Prestige indeed.

Staubach was in the Navy = he took it in the ASS.

GOD has turned a favored eye back onto the Rays. I'll let you know how many celebs are in the house tonight. Maybe we'll be lucky and have that skank Brooke Hogan sing the national anthem. Can't be any worse than the "pop sensation" that kicked off the Cowboys game.

Gumdrops.
Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side For me () Post #: 7
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Posted: 9/17/2008 10:20:56 AM
It was only all right. I did like the lines PM pointed out, but it wasn't fall out of my chair funny. But hey, that is the second article in one week.
Balls Outstanding () Post #: 8
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Posted: 9/17/2008 10:31:42 AM
I 5ived it. Haven't done that in a long time. Those slimy gooks probably are laughing their asses off at us right now. How about this? If someone we all care about dies take a shot or shotgun a beer. Then we can all move on.
vertigo dc () Post #: 9
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Posted: 9/17/2008 10:31:49 AM
That girl was pathetic. My god. Lots of booing. She jigged up the anthem beyond belief, at least no gold teeth in her mouth though.

So the Navy is bad? That sucks, Staubach doesn't really have many gigantic accomplishments besides his time in the Navy.

19 did want that jersey, and despite the dipshits from Invesco prodding her to take a harder stance, a white #12 Staubach jersey is what she got. Despite that, she handled herself well with the corporate vultures, I was impressed.

dc, you are going to the game tonight? Count the pink Red Sox hats/jerseys for me.
baba The article () Post #: 10
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Posted: 9/17/2008 10:33:55 AM
was funny and made some solid points. I like.

One thing though. Isn't it a "moment of silence?"
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