Satan (Left) - Smith (Right)

LOS ANGELES, CA (TPP) -- Satan the Accuser, Eternal Prince of Darkness, has filed papers in California seeking to establish paternity of the late Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. He is the fifth potential father to come forward since Smith's sudden death on February 8th.

At a news conference outside the courthouse, Lucifer's attorney and longtime spokesperson Gloria Allred claimed that her client had a sexual relationship with Smith in January 2006, when the baby was likely to have been conceived.

"The child born to Anna Nicole on September 7th, 2006, the year one, is the flesh of my client's demon flesh, the blood of my client's unholy blood," said Allred. "He chose (Smith) from all the women in the world to be the mother of his only living child."

Added Allred, "God is dead; Hail Satan."

The claim comes just days after Satan and Smith were rumored to have wed. A videotape obtained by Entertainment Tonight shows Smith and Satan exchanging vows in an unholy union aboard a catamaran piloted by Charon, ferryman of Hades, on a lake of fire near the mouth of the river Styx.

The tape is dated February 9th, indicating that the ceremony took place less than twenty-four hours after Smith died and was banished to the fiery pits of hell.

Charon (Left) - Gloria Allred (Right)

In what may prove to be an embarrassment to Satan, the footage goes on to show an incoherent and rapidly decomposing Smith complaining about the heat and murmuring about the weight loss product TrimSpa.

Smith then looks directly at the camera and screams "Like my body?", before pulling down her dress to reveal two mounds of festering maggots and stinging wasps eating away at her once famous 42-DD breasts. A screaming Smith is then engulfed in flames and whisked away by the winged beast known only as Geryon to suffer unspeakable horrors at the hands of Satan's minions.

During the horrifying spectacle, Satan can be heard commenting that "This footage is worth money."

While authorities are still uncertain as to the cause of Smith's death, religious authorities are also baffled as to which level of hell Smith will be assigned. William Hill, a professor of religious studies at Loyola University Chicago, says there is just no telling where she might end up.

"When you have a person who's committed this many sins it's a real crapshoot," said Hill. "The obvious choice would be the second circle for lust, but I can just as easily see her over in circle four pushing weights with those who excessively coveted and squandered material wealth, or being forced to eat her own excrement with the gluttons of circle three.

Hill also speculates that if Smith's death is ruled a suicide it will further complicate the damnation process.

Anna Nicole in happier times.

"If she killed herself, all bets are off," Hill said. "At that point we might be talking middle ring, seventh circle; turned into a gnarled tree that is constantly torn apart by the Harpies."

The prospect of Smith being sent to the middle ring of the seventh circle of hell seemed to bring some comfort to Smith's friend, television personality Larry King, who believes she would have wanted to rot in hell near her idol Marilyn Monroe, who also committed suicide.

"Wherever the stars are being tormented by demons in perpetuity, that's where Anna would have wanted to be tormented by demons in perpetuity," King said. "She's truly America's fallen angel."