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Van Ailwood U.S. Sprinter To Have Voluntary Operation
NEW YORKâ€" U.S. sprinter Tyson Gay, after a disappointing showing in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, is taking performance enhancement to levels Victor Conte never dreamed of.
He's amputating his legs.
Gay explained that he's based his decisi... Read More>

The Commodore Having been lucky enough to travel the world over and experiencing my share of absurdities and witnessing the absurdities of others I've met along the way, I thought it pertinent to help those out who may be traveling solo to some foreign destination. Heed this advice to enhance your travel experie... Read More>

Jeff Greenwald Scranton, PA. Jim Donovan has worked at one time or another for each of the big three automakers as a senior engineer and designer. But every time he got comfortable enough to present his life's work he was laughed out of a job. Now that the Big 3 are in the shitter and begging for money from the... Read More>

Eli Brackenbury Dear Makers of Cialis,
I have a boner.
Let me rephrase that. Over the past day and a half I have had several throbbing stiffies that have lasted just under the 4-hour target mark for calling my physician. I just wanted to send this quick note that I think your product sucks balls, no pun inten... Read More>

NEW YORK, NY (TPP) -- The "John McCain & Sarah Palin Comedy Hour" has been cancelled and will no longer air after November 4, officials at NBC said in a statement on Monday. The move comes as ratings for the once-profitable summer replacement series have dipped and viewer interest has fallen off aft... Read More>

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