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Posted: 5/1/2006
Being a sub has to excite you.
I’m a substitute teacher, damn it. I’m good too. I can follow anyone’s lesson plan from math to shop. If they say "Have the students read chapter three", they read chapter three. See me walk down the hall strutting my stuff. These used to be my hall,s and now this new class must show me respect. I’m a substitute teacher, damn it. I’m good too.
See me standing in front of all the girls. Can they tell I was a stud back in the day? Of course they can. But do I act on it? No, because I’m a substi...
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A nice idea, but the 'damn good too' thing got a little annoying. you should go play in traffic. blindfolded.
Eric
Damn miserable, too.
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Posted: 5/1/2006 7:34:27 AM
What the hell is with you PP writers and the repetitve mantras that have found thier way into articles lately? Ever since that abortion that was "on my tip," you guys think that repeating one line over and over is going to make the article.
Sorry if that sounded hateful, but you could have done much more with this subject.
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Posted: 5/1/2006 8:43:38 AM
you even need to give phatphree readers some credit for being able to "get it" on the most rudimentary of levels. twice would've been enough for the repeated mantra.
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It's Rough.
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Posted: 5/1/2006 9:12:08 AM
This A's cap reeks like a loaded litter box today, so I shoved one of those air freshener trees inside of it. No help. Now it just smells like someone shitted into a bucket of Pine-Sol.
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Actually...
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Posted: 5/1/2006 10:08:30 AM
I enjoyed the repeated Mantra. It read like something out of a Catholic Mass.
"Lord, Hear our prayer"
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Posted: 5/1/2006 10:47:10 AM
It had potential, but it got a little repetitive
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Flat
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Posted: 5/1/2006 11:02:41 AM
A couple good observations, and the tone was good, but it didn't blow my skirt up.
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Posted: 5/1/2006 11:41:32 AM
Thanks for that. That is 2 minutes I will NEVER get back. That sucked.
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Posted: 5/1/2006 11:41:54 AM
kind of funny if read as if the "sub" was breaking down into tears by the end...good idea....
uh, P. Bateman...Love the name.....good reference.....
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I like it
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Posted: 5/1/2006 11:47:07 AM
Say what you will, i enjoy it, it didn't blow me away, but I got a good chuckle, especially the line about the rectal thermometer. good show
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Posted: 5/1/2006 12:06:01 PM
If I read "I'm a substitute teacher, damn it! I'm good too!" one more time I'm going slit my wrists and throat.
Basically, I would have rather watched a Richard Simmons work out tape then have read this shit.
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wow
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Posted: 5/1/2006 12:17:41 PM
WORST PHATFREE ARTICLE EVER. AND I MEAN EVER.
Felipe Thunderstick
You're a Substitute Writer
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Posted: 5/1/2006 12:30:51 PM
damn it....and you suck too!
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Hey
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Posted: 5/1/2006 1:17:03 PM
Did anyone notice that the author kept repeating the same line? i mean, wow.
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Posted: 5/1/2006 1:21:54 PM
This hack’s unrequited object of affection is currently getting banged by a substitute teacher, and this was his passive aggressive response to his emotional and sexual inadequacies.
It’s the only reason I can think of that anyone would spend the time to actually write this crap. Although I was pleased that he obviously didn't care enough to proofread it.
That, to me, illustrates a small glimmer of hope for him.
but yeah...this was absolute dreck.
mcd
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I came in today...
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Posted: 5/1/2006 1:31:13 PM
with a new outlook, a reverence for people and their feelings. The realization I am not perfect and must therefore not judge others by their imperfections.
Then I read this piece of shit.
I will agree with some other posters saying this is the worst article on here ever. I got angry while reading this....literally angry. What a great concept turned so ultimately shitty. Like splitting the atom and creating a nuclear bomb.
To the author: I award you no points...and may God have mercy on your soul.
Adam
what the fuck?
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Posted: 5/1/2006 1:58:12 PM
Sucked balls. Not funny.
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Posted: 5/1/2006 2:17:00 PM
I find it amazing how it only takes one exceptionally bad article to unite the opinions on this typically flame-filled comments section.
That Guy
I Hope "wtf" reads this
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Posted: 5/1/2006 2:44:10 PM
"I'm a substitute teacher, damn it! I'm good too!"
Joe Kickass
Hey psshh
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Posted: 5/1/2006 3:29:30 PM
Why don't you come here French kiss my anus! Amazed yet?!?
Sorry, judging by what you wrote I thought you'd be more comfortable if the comment section were full of hate-filled posts.
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Wow
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Posted: 5/1/2006 4:15:00 PM
i tried to find one funny line in this whole thing. sorry, i just couldn't. i'm embarassed for the writer.
james
i laughed
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Posted: 5/1/2006 5:14:27 PM
Once, when you mentioned the cat hanging from a tree.
Black Tony
Sucks
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Posted: 5/1/2006 5:47:16 PM
This article sucks. And it blew too! This article sucks, and it blew too! This article fucking sucks and for the love of fucking christ, it Blew too!
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grammatical error
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Posted: 5/1/2006 6:30:11 PM
While you are clutching your red pen attacking those pesky grammatical errors...take note. "Siting" has 2"t"s, dipshit. Pot, meet kettle...
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