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Jeff Greenwald I'm A Substitute Teacher Original Post
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Member Since:  10/28/2005
Location:  Cambridge, MA
Posted: 5/1/2006

Being a sub has to excite you.
I’m a substitute teacher, damn it. I’m good too. I can follow anyone’s lesson plan from math to shop. If they say "Have the students read chapter three", they read chapter three. See me walk down the hall strutting my stuff. These used to be my hall,s and now this new class must show me respect. I’m a substitute teacher, damn it. I’m good too.

See me standing in front of all the girls. Can they tell I was a stud back in the day? Of course they can. But do I act on it? No, because I’m a substi...

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    Posted: 5/1/2006 11:06:16 PM
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    Posted: 5/2/2006 2:32:15 PM
    Hey Jez... Not that this was the best post EVUR,OMG, but if you can't see the purposeful irony of "siting" in the teacher's lounge and "teaching good" as he circles grammatical mistakes... I'm pretty sure your membership card in the "Allowed to Critique Articles" club should be revoked, dumbass. And that's why you shouldn't have "droped" out of "skool," too.
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