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Jayson Mattthews

Writer Rnk.: 7	Avg. Rating: 4.12	Total Pieces: 87
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Member Since: 10/21/2005

I hate myself, and I'm sorry. About everything, damn it!

Recent Articles By Jayson Mattthews

	'You're Gonna Marry That Little Whore!' Posted: 9/4/08
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	Tila Tequila’s Dating Tips Posted: 9/3/08
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	Hollywood Abandons Obama for Lemon Party Posted: 8/28/08
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	The Adventures of Heath Leadger in Hell! Posted: 8/4/08
	Rating: 4.11 Viewed: 13268 Emailed: 0 Comments: 4

	Al Sharpton calls for boycott of Niger Posted: 7/30/08
	Rating: 4.10 Viewed: 48604 Emailed: 14 Comments: 1092

	Obama wows descendants of Nazis Posted: 7/25/08
	Rating: 3.79 Viewed: 15369 Emailed: 9 Comments: 141

	Police Discover 'Full House of Posted: 5/8/08
	Rating: 4.05 Viewed: 38739 Emailed: 7 Comments: 361

	Ten Things I Hate(d) About Heath Posted: 2/8/08
	Rating: 4.41 Viewed: 35888 Emailed: 43 Comments: 130

	Buy Curious: Airborne Posted: 5/14/07
	Rating: 4.24 Viewed: 18016 Emailed: 14 Comments: 98

	Buy Curious: Doggy Steps Posted: 4/30/07
	Rating: 4.38 Viewed: 13358 Emailed: 8 Comments: 30

	Feel the Breeze! Posted: 2/28/07
	Rating: 4.03 Viewed: 9505 Emailed: 3 Comments: 35

	Satan files Anna Nicole paternity suit Posted: 2/23/07
	Rating: 4.23 Viewed: 10423 Emailed: 9 Comments: 28

	Greg Louganis: I Hate Straight People Posted: 2/16/07
	Rating: 3.79 Viewed: 9733 Emailed: 5 Comments: 16

	'Stink Fingers' Blamed in Romo Fumble Posted: 1/9/07
	Rating: 4.24 Viewed: 20929 Emailed: 47 Comments: 44

	Some of My Best Friends are N-words Posted: 12/15/06
	Rating: 4.33 Viewed: 18838 Emailed: 48 Comments: 40

	Girls Gone Wild: Spring Rape Edition! Posted: 11/21/06
	Rating: 3.71 Viewed: 8753 Emailed: 10 Comments: 19

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