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Jayson Mattthews
Writer Rnk.: 7 Avg. Rating: 4.12 Total Pieces: 87
User Rnk.: 69 User Pts.: 1451 Comments: 71
Member Since: 10/21/2005
I hate myself, and I'm sorry. About everything, damn it!
Recent Articles By Jayson Mattthews
  'You're Gonna Marry That Little Whore!'
Posted: 9/4/08
  Rating: 4.41 Viewed: 17479 Emailed: 32 Comments: 148
  Tila Tequila’s Dating Tips
Posted: 9/3/08
  Rating: 3.70 Viewed: 13932 Emailed: 5 Comments: 148
  Hollywood Abandons Obama for Lemon Party
Posted: 8/28/08
  Rating: 2.49 Viewed: 16337 Emailed: 2 Comments: 257
  The Adventures of Heath Leadger in Hell!
Posted: 8/4/08
  Rating: 4.11 Viewed: 13268 Emailed: 0 Comments: 4
  Al Sharpton calls for boycott of Niger
Posted: 7/30/08
  Rating: 4.10 Viewed: 48604 Emailed: 14 Comments: 1092
  Obama wows descendants of Nazis
Posted: 7/25/08
  Rating: 3.79 Viewed: 15369 Emailed: 9 Comments: 141
  Police Discover 'Full House of
Posted: 5/8/08
  Rating: 4.05 Viewed: 38739 Emailed: 7 Comments: 361
  Ten Things I Hate(d) About Heath
Posted: 2/8/08
  Rating: 4.41 Viewed: 35888 Emailed: 43 Comments: 130
  Buy Curious: Airborne
Posted: 5/14/07
  Rating: 4.24 Viewed: 18016 Emailed: 14 Comments: 98
  Buy Curious: Doggy Steps
Posted: 4/30/07
  Rating: 4.38 Viewed: 13358 Emailed: 8 Comments: 30
  Feel the Breeze!
Posted: 2/28/07
  Rating: 4.03 Viewed: 9505 Emailed: 3 Comments: 35
  Satan files Anna Nicole paternity suit
Posted: 2/23/07
  Rating: 4.23 Viewed: 10423 Emailed: 9 Comments: 28
  Greg Louganis: I Hate Straight People
Posted: 2/16/07
  Rating: 3.79 Viewed: 9733 Emailed: 5 Comments: 16
  'Stink Fingers' Blamed in Romo Fumble
Posted: 1/9/07
  Rating: 4.24 Viewed: 20929 Emailed: 47 Comments: 44
  Some of My Best Friends are N-words
Posted: 12/15/06
  Rating: 4.33 Viewed: 18838 Emailed: 48 Comments: 40
  Girls Gone Wild: Spring Rape Edition!
Posted: 11/21/06
  Rating: 3.71 Viewed: 8753 Emailed: 10 Comments: 19
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