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1) Government Says No More Condoms! src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 9/20/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 2,612 Emailed: 7 Comments: 8
...With no clear end in sight to the AIDS epidemic, the Department of Health and Human Services is taking new measures to increase the awareness and practice of safe sex. Alfonse D’Addario, junior Under-Secretary with the HHS, says that something must be done because “there’s no shortage of fucking out......
2) Septic Man Can't Smell Shit src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 7/17/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.90 Viewed: 1,786 Emailed: 5 Comments: 5
...Scranton, PA. Jim Fortner has been pumping septic tanks for over twenty-five years along with his father and two brothers. “We do it all from porto-potties to industrial parks. Our motto is ‘if you can shit in it, we can pump it.’” Business has been great for Fortner Brothers until a recent nasa......
3) Scrabble Tournament Turns Violent src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 12/20/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.76 Viewed: 1,668 Emailed: 11 Comments: 10
...SCRANTON, PA- A recent tournament at the Scranton Scrabble Club turned violent last Saturday night. Harry Lumsford was charged with second degree assault by local police and misuse of the Q by tournament officials. The victim, Sally Roberts, is still uncertain about pressing charges.SSC president By......
4) Backyard Hunt Is On src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 11/9/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.69 Viewed: 2,193 Emailed: 1 Comments: 15
...With Fall 2005 well under way, we are blessed with another beautiful season of bountiful colors, pungent aromas, and hunting! Ah, what would a walk in the woods be without a bright orange jacket and fear of stray bullets?Now that dread and anxiety is being brought out of the woods and into rural co......
5) McRib Found In Freezer src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 3/2/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.64 Viewed: 1,801 Emailed: 7 Comments: 5
...FLAGSTAFF, AZ (AP)- John Murphy has been a fan of the McDonald’s fast food chain for as long as anyone can remember. And it’s not just because of the food. It’s all the collectables. “I’ve eaten a lot of shit in order to get some really cool stuff” Murphy is fond of saying.Mr. Murphy contends that ......
6) Senior Takes Self To Prom src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 5/4/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.58 Viewed: 1,713 Emailed: 1 Comments: 4
...SCRANTON, PA- It’s that time of year again when high school students around the country are holding their proms. Some say that it’s a great way for students to finish up their final year, while others say it rejuvenates their belief in good old-fashioned love. However, not all students take the conv......
7) So You Wanna Be My Check-Out Girl src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 2/7/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.38 Viewed: 2,330 Emailed: 9 Comments: 15
...Hey you in line 12, what’s your tag say? Diane. You want to be my check-out girl? I don’t want just anyone touching my food. You have to be a special checker-outer to meet my approval. I’m thinking you could be the one. Let’s see if you can pass the test. Don’t start the conveyor belt until I get......
8) Putting the FUN Back in Funeral src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 8/11/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.02 Viewed: 2,081 Emailed: 7 Comments: 15
...I just got back from a funeral. Man, what a drag. Everyone was crying and saying things like “I can’t believe he’s gone” and “What will I do with out him” and “The pain, the pain.” It just was not enjoyable. Why do funerals have to be so depressing? That’s where Primonti Brothers Funeral Parlor......
9) Man Invents Fart Mobile src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 11/25/08 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 2.95 Viewed: 11,321 Emailed: 10 Comments: 1
...Scranton, PA. Jim Donovan has worked at one time or another for each of the big three automakers as a senior engineer and designer. But every time he got comfortable enough to present his life's work he was laughed out of a job. Now that the Big 3 are in the shitter and begging for money from the......
10) Free Porn In Your Town src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Jeff Greenwald src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 4/18/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 2.94 Viewed: 2,287 Emailed: 4 Comments: 17
...Holy shit, there’s free porn in New York City. That’s right, free porn in New York. And it gets better - there’s free porn in Boston and Chicago and Atlanta. Shit, there’s even free porn in Des Moines.Wanna see it? I'll bet you do. Follow my lead and I’ll take you to free porn! Now, before we go fur......
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