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1) Buy Curious: The Worst of SkyM
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 6/11/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.41 Viewed: 34,350 Emailed: 57 Comments: 99
...So you're sitting there in Sea...
2) Shyamalan: It's Indian for 'douchebag'
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 7/27/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.36 Viewed: 8,953 Emailed: 34 Comments: 46
...So Sunday afternoon found me sitting on the can, trying to rub one out to a recent issue of the New York Times Magazine (don’t judge – William Safire once did an “On Language” column about the history of the word “titillation” that was hotter than an entire issue of Barely Legal). Anyway, in my sea......
3) Must You Always Be So Negative?
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 10/13/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.29 Viewed: 9,198 Emailed: 91 Comments: 44
...Honey, I really think we need to have a serious talk about your attitude. I just don’t understand why you insist on being so negative all the time. I mean, take this “Petition for Divorce” that you just sent me. It’s oozing with negativity from page one. Hell, look at the way it starts:"1. By and th......
4) Buy Curious: Celebrity Fragran
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 6/25/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.27 Viewed: 10,374 Emailed: 3 Comments: 42
..."You don't look like a cele...
5) Why I Wear the Brown Ribbon
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 11/9/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.26 Viewed: 5,611 Emailed: 139 Comments: 47
...Because diarrhea affects over 30 million Americans every day, and because I am one of them.Because just like AIDS and breast cancer, diarrhea can only be conquered by self-righteous fashion accessories.Because I thought “outside the bun” for lunch yesterday and had to make two separate stops on my w......
6) Cheney: 'At least let ME use torture'
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 11/21/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.26 Viewed: 2,109 Emailed: 13 Comments: 10
...WASHINGTON- After failing to convince Senate leaders that U.S. intelligence services should be exempt from a recently passed ban on torture, Vice-President Dick Cheney has begun lobbying for a new exemption from the torture ban, one that would allow Cheney himself to perform acts of savagery on anyo......
7) Buy Curious: Designer Crap for
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 7/23/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.22 Viewed: 28,767 Emailed: 20 Comments: 166
...As America's favorite bulimic...
8) Let's Start Thinking Inside Your Box
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 10/20/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.19 Viewed: 4,600 Emailed: 20 Comments: 45
...Stagnant, old economy thinking has negatively impacted our ability to grow this enterprise. To get to the next level we need to implement cutting-edge solutions that will maximize our upside potential.Therefore, on a going forward basis, we will be transitioning away from our current standalone busi......
9) Dancing: A Useless Anachronism
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 12/14/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.19 Viewed: 5,512 Emailed: 36 Comments: 45
...After another Saturday night freezing my tits off in line outside some velvet-roped house of douchery, after waiting forty minutes just to be allowed to pay a twenty dollar cover that entitled me to pay $9 for an Amstel Light, and after three hours of listening to the same two electronic drumbeats r......
10) Help Me Star Jones, You're My Only Hope
by: Rob Sanford src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 10/6/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.15 Viewed: 2,941 Emailed: 25 Comments: 15
...Oh, come on. Not now. Now is REALLY not a good time for a hard-on. Yeah, I know I'm 16 years old and I pitch a tent 20 times a day for no particular reason, but we're in the middle of my little brother's bar-mitzvah here. I'm about to have go up on stage for a family picture with the fucking rabbi! ......
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