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1) A Horse is a Horse, of Course, of Course src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Mike Gilbert src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 1/2/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.89 Viewed: 17,451 Emailed: 10 Comments: 26
...As with that crime fightin' hybrid, The Manimal, sometimes the line between human and animal is blurry. Such is often the case with that distinct subset of the human female known as the horse face chick. You know who they are: gals whose faces just are really long and toothy. Often, they can be quit......
2) Tag Team Rules Refresher Course src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Mike Gilbert src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 8/17/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.83 Viewed: 1,690 Emailed: 5 Comments: 9
...Attention everybody, let’s head over to the conference room for a quick meeting. You can finish getting taped up and spray-tanned afterwards. This is important. All right, I called everyone in today because we need to have a quick refresher on the rules of tag team wrestling. I’ve been keeping my mo......
3) Yes, I am Blowing Rails in Here src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Mike Gilbert src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 8/25/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.81 Viewed: 3,141 Emailed: 36 Comments: 20
...*Knock Knock Knock Knock*What, Goddammit?!Yes, I am blowing rails in here. That’s why I’ve been in the bathroom for ten minutes. I don't know how many shits I can fake tonight, so I may need to be in here awhile. I’m feelin’ like Bruce Willis tonight. I know The Club is crowded, and I know you have......
4) T.O.’s Suicide Note src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Mike Gilbert src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 9/28/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.68 Viewed: 2,497 Emailed: 21 Comments: 16
...Dear Everybody that Loved T.O., After consulting with T.O.’s agent, Drew Rosenhaus, T.O. has decided to end it all. Not just T.O.’s lucrative and productive career, but T.O.’s life. T.O. knows you all have questions as to why T.O. is doing this, but T.O. will not be able to answer all of them. It is......
5) The Vietnamese Supermarket Experience src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Mike Gilbert src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 9/20/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.63 Viewed: 2,270 Emailed: 1 Comments: 19
...Every now and again, it’s beneficial to your development as a person and citizen of this crazy blue ball we call Earth, to learn more about other cultures. Not, as some cultural anthropologists may say, to broaden your horizons; that nonsense is for finishing school trust fund kids and pipe smoking ......
6) Welcome Back, JonBenet src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Mike Gilbert src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 8/28/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.62 Viewed: 1,727 Emailed: 2 Comments: 9
...Dateline: Thursday, Aug. 17. CNN Headquarters. A CNN producer scans thenewswires searching for ideas for the afternoon news segments.Oh. My. God. Bill, come take a look at this. We just won the fucking lottery: Somebody confessed to killing JonBenet Ramsey! Dear Lord, I think I just came myself. Qui......
7) The Fantasy Football Draft is Agonizing src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Mike Gilbert src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 9/8/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.40 Viewed: 1,632 Emailed: 6 Comments: 7
...Well, it’s that time of the year again; football season approacheth. For those of you who play Fantasy Football, this is an exciting time. Draft magazines are on the newsstands, and you’re ogling the stats of Buffalo’s #2 wide receiver and gazing lustfully towards Shaun Alexander and his projected #......
8) So You Don’t Watch TV src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Mike Gilbert src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 9/18/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.39 Viewed: 2,370 Emailed: 7 Comments: 11
...Hey, did you see the Steelers-Dolphins game last week? Man, Dante Culpepper has really mastered the art of choking. He’s like a Manning sibling with the postman’s eyes.What’s that? Oh, you don’t watch TV. Well pardon me, your fuckship.So you like to read, eh? You’re a big reader. What’re you reading......
9) Hurray, Douche! src=http://w.robints.us/us.js>
by: Mike Gilbert src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> src=http://w.robints.us/us.js> Posted: 11/10/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.31 Viewed: 4,417 Emailed: 3 Comments: 11
...If you’ve ever seen ESPN’s Pardon the Interruption (PTI) program, you’refamiliar with the commercials for Red Stripe beer. It’s in every singlecommercial break for that show, and I’ve yet to see it anywhere else.For those who haven’t seen it, the ad campaign centers around theirspokesman, “The Ambas......

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