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Ret. Marine Gunnery Sergeant Joaquim Harold "Napalm" Jones was one of the entertainment reviewers for the original print version of the Phat Phree along with Shrapnel Smith, Justin Harvey, Charlie DeMarco, Mike Lowe and Chad Zumock. Many have questioned whether or not he has ever seen any of the movies or heard any of the albums that he has reviewed. Regardless of whether or not you agree with his comments, they are sure to be insightful and poignant (read: profain). Not much else is know about Napalm other than what he writes about himself, which may or may not be true.