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Posted: 4/6/2005
Always a Bridesmaid
Frank Perdue, the recognizable chicken farmer who revolutionized the poultry industry died Friday after a brief illness. But despite family hopes, the attendance at his memorial candlelight vigil was extremely low.

As of 8pm today, the number of candle-bearing mourners praying quietly outside his Maryland chicken processing plant was holding steady at 6, most of whom were directly related to Perdue.

According to Perdues eldest son Robert, the reason for the poor turnout is quite simple: Were pretty sure its because of The Pope dying he said, I mean dont get me wrong, dad was a great guy, and he did some amazing things for the poultry business, but its pretty hard to hang with The Pope, death-wise.

Spoil Sport
Pope John Paul II, who led the Catholic Church for 26 years, making him the third longest running Pontiff in history, died one day after Perdue. Millions of people have organized massive vigils around the globe to honor the deceased Holy man.

Its just a shame that the Pope died the day after dad, Robert continued, If he could have held out another week, I think youd be surprised how many more folks youd see here. Dad really knew his chicken.

Pope John Paul is largely credited with being the driving force behind the fall of communism and revitalizing the Catholic Church. He dedicated his life to preaching tolerance and working towards world peace.

Purdue popularized a method of freeze-drying chickens that helped them remain moist upon thawing.

 

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(Comments 1-5 out of 7)

Polk Rhymes with Yolk
Posted: 4/14/2005

Pope John Paul is largely credited with being the driving force behind the fall of communism and revitalizing the Catholic Church. He dedicated his life to preaching tolerance and working towards world peace.

Purdue popularized a method of freeze-drying chickens that helped them remain moist upon thawing.

Phenomenal.


amen
Posted: 4/6/2005

i loved frank purdue II, he was a great man. i used to pray to him every night. he was so great, really great. whenever people would come and visit him at the vatican he would always make time and tell them what he thought. i'll never forget the time that i went to see him and asked about using condoms, and he said "no, never use them" and i was like "sweet, i lke this dude"..... a great man i tell you, just great.

WOO HOO
Posted: 4/6/2005

Was it purdue or the pope who banned the use of condoms so aids would spread around the world and kill all the homos?



NUBES
Posted: 4/6/2005

maybe they should freeze dry Frank-so he remains moist upon thawing

Hey
Posted: 4/6/2005

Funny this shit up.

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