Who Fucking Cares captured their first World Series championship since 1982 Friday night, much to the delight of the red-clad assholes who packed some stupid stadium.
Pitcher Jeff somebody was dominant, striking out nine batters over eight innings, as Who Fucking Cares beat Shit Town 4-2 to win the 2006 World Series in five games. It was Who Fucking Cares' 10th title overall. Whoop-dee-friggin-do!
"I think we shocked the world," some douche from the winning team said. "It's an unbelievable experience."
Some other guy from Who Cares, maybe their shortstop, had two hits and drove in like two runs, or something, a night after getting a whole bunch of hits in Game 4. I think my brother said this guy was named MVP, but Im not sure since I didnt watch much.
Who Fucking Cares seemed like unlikely World Series champions as the playoffs began. They faltered at the end of the regular season and narrowly finished ahead of some lame fucking Texas team in the National League Central race. Who Cares entered the playoffs with just 83 wins, the lowest of any Worlds Series champion. How fucking pathetic.
That mattered little to the Who Cares manager, some old wop.
"The team that wears the world championship is the team that plays the best," the smug deigo said. "And this year, we played the best."
I think my brother said this guy was MVP.
Shit Town was looking for their first World Series since 1984 and entered the final with plenty of momentum. They dispatched the heavily-favored New York Cock Suckers in five games in the American League Divisional Series before sweeping that dump across the bay from San Fran for the league title.
That momentum didn't seem to carry into the World Series, where Shit Town looked rusty. Their vaunted pitching staff committed five errors and the Shit Town defense allowed eight unearned runs, the most in the World Series in the past 50 years. Talk about a fucking choke.
"We didn't play well enough," said Shit Towns manager, who must enjoy making painfully obvious statements after watching his team blow it hard. "There's no excuse here. I don't really know what the reasons were."
The stunning upset left many Shit Town fans to wonder what could have been.
Fires rage in Shit Town
"It was a great experience just to watch the my team in the World Series," said some chode who claims to be from Shit Town but hasnt actually dragged his white ass within the city limits in the past five years.
"It would have been great to watch Shit Town celebrate a championship on TV from my comfy house in Grosse Pointe."
As of press time looting was rampant and large portions of Shit Town were in flames. It is still unclear if this is related to the World Series, considering that dump likes to light itself on fire all the fucking time, especially around Halloween.
Hey Paul Posted: 11/7/2006by: Jason M I don't live in Wyoming, you dip shit. And in case you didn't read the article, I also trashed New York and Oakland, among other cities. But thanks for telling me about the "real world"
You probably shouldn't take an article on the phat phree so seriously you sad little man.
Have a good day,
Jason Mr. Carlito Posted: 11/6/2006by: Carlito To Paul:
So the space between the West Coast is called the "Real World" now, and not the corn belt, or the cow belt, or the, how you put it, "Who gives a shit" belt?
This article kicked ass. I was going to give it a 4, now I'm going to give it a 5. Cuz Paul is a bitch.
Love, Carlito. Fuck you again Jason Posted: 11/5/2006by: Paul If you don't like baseball why don't you stick to fucking big horn sheep or what ever it is you do in WY instead of bashing to great baseball towns......God I hate you Fuck You Jason Posted: 11/5/2006by: Paul I guess your one of the ass fucks that would prefer another subway series, or maybe White Sox Cubs, or some other west coast who gives a fuck series. There happens to be a little area of the country between the east and west coast, it's called the real world......you fucking ass clown ? Posted: 11/4/2006by: Mike Is is funny to anyone? I think it fucking sucks.... and I hate baseball as much as this douche does. Free Sex Posted: 11/3/2006by: Free Sex>all Free Sex Free Sex Posted: 11/3/2006by: Free Sex>all Free Sex Free Sex Posted: 11/2/2006by: Free Sex>all Free Sex Free Sex Posted: 11/2/2006by: Free Sex>all Free Sex Free Sex Posted: 11/2/2006by: Free Sex>all Free Sex
