Your death is that last thing you will ever do on this planet, and a lot of the time it's how you are remembered. That is why going out can be such an embarrassment if you do it the wrong way. In an effort to help you avoid "going out like bitch", as the rappers say, the staff here has compiled the list of the 50 most embarrassing ways to die. We also went ahead and threw together the 10 coolest ways to die as well, just so you can start planning your demise. We all gotta go sometime, might as well make it memorable.

Let's get to it.

	Getting crushed by poorly-mounted plasma TV over your bed
	Ceilings above beds are for mirrors. That way you can watch your boyfriend's churning ass while he plows you like a field. Prop up the pillows if you've just got to watch "George Lopez."
	Old Age
	Get out there and do something. How humiliating is it to have spent 70+ years on this planet and not have done anything exciting enough to kill you.
	Getting your picture taken with a tiger
	Why?! Seriously, what is the fucking point? Unless you killed it with your bare hands, why? You want a photo of you with a tiger so bad, I have Photoshop- call me. I'll put you in a picture with two tigers and Gary Busey riding a fucking unicorn—whatever you want. I can even airbrush out your deep-set eyes and drool, retard.
	Getting decapitated by a plane propeller during a fight with Indiana Jones.
	Come to think of it, everybody who tangled with Indy ended up "dying stupid." Bald propeller guy, the fancy sword guy, the melted-faced Nazis, Dr. Rene Belloq the "evil" archeologist.
	Like Bear Bryant
	Winning the Liberty Bowl, retiring, and dying three fucking weeks later. The shortest retirement on record.
	Re-enacting a stunt from "Jackass"
	I don't care what anyone says, and I am probably going to hell for it, but the video of the kid trying to jump the car like he saw on "Jackass" is fucking hysterical. Now, before you judge me, the truth is I don't particularly enjoy watching people get injured. I don't own any Faces of Death videos, and I get a little queasy when I see people getting hurt on shows like "You've Gotta See This!". But seeing that idiot kid cartwheel through the air after getting hit by the car, followed immediately by the people behind the camera gasping as if this was some totally unforeseeable turn of events, gives me fits of laughter.
	Like Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction
	Bottom line- it's embarrassing to die on the toilet, but getting shot with your own gun is added shame.
	As a Suicide Bomber
	Thinking you'll get props from Allah after driving your exploding car into a mall, only to learn the horrible truth that you'll be forced to choose between being boiled in molten lead for all of eternity or watching Short Circuit 2 five times.
	Laughing yourself to death while watching "Mind of Mencia"
	This show is number two on the list of "comedy" shows with the least number of laughs—worsted only by "The Tonight Show". I'm not sure what it is about being a Latino comic that means you can tell ten-year old jokes and still manage to get a television show. Yeah Carlos, we know. You see the Rolling Stones, and it you think, "doing lots of drugs makes you live longer!" Hilarious! Where do you come up with this stuff.
	Like Goose in Top Gun
	There are only 40 worse ways to go out than snapping your neck while ejecting during a training exercise so Tom Cruise can overact his way through the last forty minutes of a movie.
	Emulating the highway scene from The Program
	First of all, you should be embarrassed that you watched The Program. Second, the thought that that movie would inspire you to do anything other than hunt down, and then brutally murder Craig Sheffer, is completely mind-boggling. Whoever runs you over should back up over your body, just in case