Let's get this straight: we can't do substitutions. I've worked at this Hooters for more than two years, y'all, and my manager, Rebekah, always says no. I stopped asking her after I got trained. We got calendars for $25 (I almost made it onto the September page, but I had the hugest zit on my boob), we got shirts and we got what's on the menu. That's it. God.
We ain't got snapper. I'm tellin' y'all. Anyways, I don't know what's so funny about it. Our fish is a grouper fillet sandwich fried golden brown and served with tartar sauce. It goes great with a pitcher of Bud Light and a calendar. But, no, snapper is not on the menu, so will you guys please quit askin'?
Besides shrimp, that's the only seafood we got. Sorry guys, you can't get a fish taco. They sound good to me, too, but we don't got 'em. Sometimes I wish we did, so you guys would stop orderin' 'em. Maybe I should talk to Chad the owner when he comes in. I mean Tallahassee has some good seafood places, maybe it's time Hooters took a fresh look at its menu. For how many times y'all order 'em, I bet they'd sell faster than our "Nearly World Famous" wings!
I had a group of guys in the other day. They came in to watch the race. I was totally nice to them. I sat down and introduced myself. I said 'What are y'all up to today?' I thought they liked me. When they left, I even gave this cute guy my cell number. But, when I was cleaning off their table, I found one of them comment cards. One of them wrote they were never coming back here because we don't serve bearded clam. I could get in trouble for that, guys. Chad is always readin' those cards, and it's not my fault, I don't choose what to put on the menu. I'm just trying to work my way up to floor manager. That way I can wear a shirt with sleeves. We got clam chowder. Isn't that good enough? I ain't even never heard of that fancy bearded kind.
It's hard enough working here with all the creepy guys that come in. I mean, you guys seem cool, but can you just order something that's on the menu. If I could go into the kitchen and make you a side order of beef curtains, I would. But Rodney the cook would try to grab my ass.
Hooters' seafood selection might not be that great, but I know we got a great burger menu. I've never had a fur burger before, but we have a mushroom and swiss burger you might like. It's pretty good, and it comes with fries, too. Can't you guys just stick to the menu?
And what's with all these questions about the roast beef. It's slow cooked and served with a side of au jus. Who cares how low it hangs?
Just stick to the menu, guys. We got a lot of great stuff. Don't even think of ordering any camel toe. Chad told me what that means. Gross. And can y'all stop drawing pictures of penises on your credit card receipts?
Y'all love the twat Posted: 5/26/2005by: Sarah I take it as a compliment that men have so many words for vagina. You lost me after fish taco. But I have a handy reference, www.urbandictionary.com. This helped me to understand all your twisted references to our lovely cunts that give birth to you motherfuckers. Viva La Vagina! Suck it fool, suck it hard! Offended...wait Posted: 5/25/2005by: Matt Being from Atlanta, I was about to take issue with the y'all refences (which by the way is a completely legitamit way of saying you all). Then i realized that all of the Hooters waitresses or bar wenches as I like to call them actually talk like that. Funny article. Wow Posted: 5/25/2005by: Agnostoman2 Lazijim loves this site almost as much as he loves zelda My favorite is... Posted: 5/25/2005by: nunoyerdambizniz the whisker biscuits are to die for over there at hooter's. I'm not a big seafood guy so I prefer to just butter up the ol' whisker biscuits. I GET IT!!! Posted: 5/25/2005by: SomeGuy ... I GET IT!!!!! " y'all ".... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA best punchline ever.
