 | The Playa |
At the conclusion of a seven day span that would have made Wilt Chamberlain proud, Cleveland Indian center fielder Coco Crisp has been named the American League Playa of the Week.
Crisp, in only his second full big league season, is a first time recipient of the award that honors players, or playas as they are known, for their scoring prowess off the field.
In a week that saw him engage in various sexual acts with twelve different women, Crisp was the runaway winner of this weeks award.
Former Atlanta Brave and two-time Playa of the Year recipient David Justice presented Crisp with his award and was quick to praise his work.
Crisp had a big week, theres no doubt about it. Numbers like that really catch your eye. Now what remains to be seen is if he can keep up the pace. Its a long season, but based on what weve seen so far I wouldnt bet against him as long as he stays healthy and disease free.
Crisps week in review:
Monday 4/4, 2:15am During the early-morning hours of Opening Day, Crisp gets the week started with a girl he met at the hotel bar less than two hours earlier. Hes off to a fast start.
Monday 4/4, 8:40pm After losing 1-0 and going 1-4 at the plate, Crisp manages to do something his team could not on that day score. After some casual flirting, Crisp receives a blow job from his waitress in the storage closet of Ruths Cris Steakhouse.
Tuesday 4/5, 2:30pm With no game scheduled, Crisp receives a call from a groupie he had slept with during an 04 visit to Chicago. They arrange to hook up later. She brings a friend.
Tuesday 4/5, 10:10pm Only hours after a mnage a trois, Crisp converses with a girl on the street after calling out Hey girl, whas up? Less than twenty minutes later they become intimate in Crisps hotel room.
 | The Prize |
Wednesday 4/6, 5pm While receiving in-game treatment for a sore groin muscle, Crisp coaxes the female trainer to give him a hander in order to increase blood flow to the region. It works.
Thursday 4/7, 1:20am After a night out clubbing, Crisp offers a female patron a ride home in his limo. They engage in intercourse and at the conclusion Crisp orders the driver to pull over and he kicks her out of the vehicle in a notoriously violent section of the south side of Chicago.
Thursday 4/7, 7:55pm Crisp joins the mile-high club with a stewardess on the teams flight to Detroit. After he is finished, teammate C.C. Sabathia unknowingly gets sloppy seconds.
Friday 4/8, 2:00pm While visiting sick children in the hospital, Crisp hits it off with a nurse. They consummate their brief relationship in a freight elevator.
Saturday 4/9, 12:35am In order to win a bet with his teammates, Crisp lures a chambermaid back to his room and despite a strong language barrier, receives oral pleasure or sucky-suck while capturing the moment on his camera phone.
Saturday 4/9, 11:05pm Crisp hits the town with Detroit Tiger and fellow Southern California native Dmitri Young. Crisp disappears with Youngs fianc during a ten minute span that he later tells Young aint no thang. Young will later learn what really happened after the results of a paternity test.
Sunday 4/10, 7:50pm Back home in Cleveland, Crisp rounds out his week by banging one of the teams PR interns in the office of team owner Larry Dolan after a chance encounter outside the stadium. Proof of the sexual escapade is still captured on Dolans security camera.
With his fast start Crisp is an early frontrunner for Playa of the Year honors as he is currently on pace to score with over 300 different women. As with most playas, Crisp is not short on confidence.
When asked about the honor, Crisp boasted, Yall know Coco Crisp and Trix go together hand in hand.
Meanwhile in the National League last years Most Valuable Playa, San Francisco Giant Marquis Grissom captured the weekly honor after a backroom encounter with half the late-shift dancers at San Franciscos New Century Theater breaking Grissoms previous record for hits in one game.
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