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by: The Phat Phree Staff -- Here we are again… It’s top 50 list time at the Phat Phree! So it was just Easter, and I said, “Hey, let’s give Ol’ Jesus something to rise from the dead for; let’s give him a top 50 list for the ages!”
by: Juan Turlington -- There were few things that I thought were more awesome than the Transformers back when I was a kid. I was also a Gobots fan, sort of by default, because my parents wouldn’t always buy me the more expensive robots in disguise.
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Top Rated (100 votes): Most Emailed:
1Look At My Striped Shirt!
2The NFL All Criminal Team
3Top 50 Ways to Get Fired
4Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me.
5You Can't Plinko For Shit You Dumb Whore
1Look At My Striped Shirt!
2Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me.
3The NFL All Criminal Team
4The 50 People Who Need a Vicious Beating
5Thank You Happy Hour Heroes
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Its a good thing
Posted: 1/13/2006 by: Christine
trust me. I was three seconds away from almost writing the exact same thing.

"Awesome retarded people think alike" Eleanor Roosevelt
Christine
Posted: 1/13/2006 by: matt
Thanks. . .I think?
Matt
Posted: 1/13/2006 by: Christine
I love everything you represent and respect everything you stand for.
or
Posted: 1/13/2006 by: matt
"Hey look! have a turkey on my head"
"yes you do."
Deflection
Posted: 1/13/2006 by: Stu
I call you a chicken head in public because you're always blowing dudes... don't try and give it a literal meaning, faggot.
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