 | Don't FCUK with me, bitch! |
Whats up? You got a problem? No? Then what the fuck are you looking at, huh? You want some? I will fucking end you.
Bring it then. Come on, step up asshole. Im gonna wax the floor with your ass.
Take a shot, I dare you. Come on, do it. Pussy. You dont have the balls.
You gonna run? Run to momma? Fucking faggot. I knew you wouldnt fight.
What about you? You there, by the tree. You want some? Get over here.
Something funny assbag? No? Well then why the fuck were you laughing? Are you laughing at me? What the fuck are you laughing at! Nothing? Yeah, thats what I thought you fucking douche.
Any of you other asspumpers have something to say? I dare you, any of you one word. Say it. Fucking say it!
I know theres at least one of you man enough to take me on. Whos it gonna be? Anyone? Step up to the plate and get served.
Wait, not you. No, I didnt mean you. Where did you come from anyway? I didnt see you standing there.
Now wait a minute, we can settle this like adults. We all know violence doesnt solve anything. Theres no need to what the hell is that! There, behind you! Look!
Oh, you know that trick already huh? You know that if you turned around I was going to sucker punch you in the jaw? I guess youve been around the block a few times, eh?
Well, lets see, where does that leave us then? How about this, I go my way and you go yours and we pretend none of this ever happened? Sound good? No? Then what do you suggest?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, I see I was thinking something a little less, how should I say, bone-crushing. You know, a slap on the wrist of sorts. Misunderstandings like this happen all the time. Ill learn from it, I swear.
No-no, please, not the face. I need this face. Please, I beg you. Hit the kidneys, the liver, rip my fucking heart out but dont hit the face. Oh God no. Why? What did I do to deserve this?
What, those things I said earlier? Those werent directed at you. Oh, you thought I meant you? No way, I would never say anything like that to you. I like you. Youre a cool guy.
So its settled then? Boy, that was close. Good thing we got that straight. Alright, so Ill see you later. Yeah, take it easy man. Later.
You all see that? See him run? Fucking pussy.
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