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Posted: 5/14/2007 8:33:49 AM by BearNuts

Besides, with all the at office head i'm getting from miss Buxley, i'm already living to 105 years old."

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Posted: 5/14/2007 10:24:53 AM by Sir Peter Goesinya

I said I'd rather get my dick wet. MY DICK WET you deaf old bitch! Fuck you!!!!1!!!

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Posted: 5/14/2007 11:55:24 AM by Balls

If your life could be prolonged, but it depended on you eating out an 80-year-old woman would that prolonged life be worth living?

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Posted: 5/18/2007 12:10:25 PM by el Jefe

She doesn't get wet anymore. She gets dusty...

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