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by: Van Ailwood Posted: 12/11/2008 Rating: 3.60 Views: 13159 Emailed: 4 Comments: 6
	U.S. Sprinter To Have Voluntary Operation NEW YORKâ€" U.S. sprinter Tyson Gay, after a disappointing showing in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, is taking performance enhancement to levels Victor Conte never dreamed of. He's amputating his legs. Gay explained that he's based his decisi... Read More>

by: Marty Platinum Posted: 8/13/2008 Rating: 3.90 Views: 23552 Emailed: 6 Comments: 330
	In a recent poll held on secfanatics.com regarding the escalating military conflict between Russian and Georgia, a surprising 98% of voters stated that they think Georgia will come out on top despite Russia's overwhelming military superiority. Read More>

by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 6/3/2008 Rating: 2.70 Views: 22173 Emailed: 6 Comments: 176
	I consider myself a bit of an onomastician (look it up, dumbassâ€"and no, it's nothing sexual). Names have always intrigued me in some fashion, for better or for worse, and name sociology is one of my many hobbies, along with amateur rhinoplasty, writing for half-assed webzines, and putt... Read More>

by: x85 Posted: 4/23/2008 Rating: 3.66 Views: 22907 Emailed: 8 Comments: 196
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by: Chuck D Posted: 4/8/2008 Rating: 3.13 Views: 15347 Emailed: 0 Comments: 35
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