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by: The Commodore Posted: 12/4/2008
Rating: 3.92 Views: 32069 Emailed: 17 Comments: 17
The Commodore Having been lucky enough to travel the world over and experiencing my share of absurdities and witnessing the absurdities of others I've met along the way, I thought it pertinent to help those out who may be traveling solo to some foreign destination. Heed this advice to enhance your travel experie... Read More>

by: Eli Brackenbury Posted: 11/6/2008
Rating: 3.25 Views: 18493 Emailed: 33 Comments: 2
Eli Brackenbury Dear Makers of Cialis,
I have a boner.
Let me rephrase that. Over the past day and a half I have had several throbbing stiffies that have lasted just under the 4-hour target mark for calling my physician. I just wanted to send this quick note that I think your product sucks balls, no pun inten... Read More>

by: x85 Posted: 10/31/2008
Rating: 3.71 Views: 10674 Emailed: 1 Comments: 0
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by: Tom Oatmeal Posted: 10/26/2008
Rating: 3.69 Views: 10288 Emailed: 5 Comments: 3
Tom Oatmeal Hi there. If you're like me, it's hard to tell when things are really happening or if you are just watching a movie. Because of that, I've answered some common questions that will help you keep the world of movies separate from your reality, which I'm told is healthy. Pay attention and your life c... Read More>

by: Jack Ruby Posted: 10/8/2008
Rating: 3.56 Views: 18858 Emailed: 4 Comments: 230
Jack Ruby What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me? Guilty? People, come on! I'm OJ-fucking-Simpson, The Juice. You're finding me guilty for this crap? After that whole debacle in LA, you're gonna send me to jail for trying to take back a moth-eaten USC jersey and a couple promotional shots from the Naked Gu... Read More>
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