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Writer Rnk.: 24	Avg. Rating: 4.12	Total Pieces: 20
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Member Since: 8/15/2006

I just keep it real. Realer than truth serum. That's probably the best analogy history could ever come up with. I mean it's pretty God damn real if you think about it.

Recent Articles By The Commodore

	Rules for Traveling Abroad, Solo Posted: 12/4/08
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	Catch-22 Posted: 10/1/08
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	Hot Yoga: The Stupidest Idea Ever Posted: 8/11/08
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	Say What?!? Posted: 6/23/08
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	Sniped Posted: 5/6/08
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	Things I've Learned on NYC Mass Transit Posted: 3/11/08
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	You Know You're in Southeast Asia When: Posted: 1/2/08
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	Not Going to Your Wedding: Priceless Posted: 10/11/07
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	How to Almost Kill Yourself Rafting Posted: 8/16/07
	Rating: 4.34 Viewed: 13488 Emailed: 11 Comments: 20

	Paranoia Air: Where Everyone's a Threat Posted: 6/7/07
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	The Worst Unspoken Rules of Life Posted: 4/5/07
	Rating: 4.05 Viewed: 20036 Emailed: 17 Comments: 70

	Top 5 Reasons Why Mexico Cracks Me Up Posted: 2/14/07
	Rating: 4.27 Viewed: 13004 Emailed: 13 Comments: 23

	Preparation - acHe Posted: 12/7/06
	Rating: 4.22 Viewed: 5830 Emailed: 19 Comments: 6

	Don't Nobody Take Me Off The Line! Posted: 11/16/06
	Rating: 4.09 Viewed: 5921 Emailed: 12 Comments: 41

	Damn, it's one of THESE bathrooms Posted: 10/24/06
	Rating: 3.94 Viewed: 6397 Emailed: 15 Comments: 31

	Billy Volek:The Smartest Guy in the Room Posted: 10/10/06
	Rating: 3.76 Viewed: 3863 Emailed: 15 Comments: 6

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