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Crap ()	Post #: 1
Posted: 5/23/2007 9:50:30 AM by Balls
There's a great handjob joke in here somewhere, but I can't dig it out.

Try this one ()	Post #: 2
Posted: 5/23/2007 10:24:42 AM by DJ Farkus
No longer able to enjoy handjobs from his arthritic wife, Farmer Roy was pleased to greet the newcomers.

How about.... ()	Post #: 3
Posted: 5/23/2007 10:24:43 AM by Christine
"ok, you go slap my wife. You, tickle my balls, and you, well you can just hold my hand a while longer."

Thanks guys ()	Post #: 4
Posted: 5/23/2007 11:53:52 AM by Balls
Now I feel better. "Awesome! It's like giving myself 'The Stranger' all the time!"

Or... ()	Post #: 5
Posted: 5/23/2007 1:10:07 PM by DLamp
Roy was going to miss his mutant ducks. But he knew when he started this experiment that this day would come.

Or ()	Post #: 6
Posted: 5/23/2007 1:28:08 PM by Sir Peter Goesinya
"Would someone give me a hand here, damit!"

Or ()	Post #: 7
Posted: 5/23/2007 1:32:52 PM by Christine
"Take me to your body" Sorry.

or ()	Post #: 8
Posted: 5/23/2007 3:59:50 PM by T. Owen Baffoe
"Are there any Vasaline aliens up there?"

Or ()	Post #: 9
Posted: 5/23/2007 4:27:51 PM by Tangent Guy
Farmer Roy finally found a way to make his left hand jealous.

How About ()	Post #: 10
Posted: 6/8/2007 4:31:55 PM by Tom A
"Sweet - now maybe the wife will let Junior watch SportsCenter with me..."

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There's a great handjob joke in here somewhere, but I can't dig it out.

No longer able to enjoy handjobs from his arthritic wife, Farmer Roy was pleased to greet the newcomers.

"ok, you go slap my wife. You, tickle my balls, and you, well you can just hold my hand a while longer."

Now I feel better. "Awesome! It's like giving myself 'The Stranger' all the time!"

Roy was going to miss his mutant ducks. But he knew when he started this experiment that this day would come.

"Would someone give me a hand here, damit!"

"Take me to your body"Sorry.

"Are there any Vasaline aliens up there?"

Farmer Roy finally found a way to make his left hand jealous.

"Sweet - now maybe the wife will let Junior watch SportsCenter with me..."

Now I feel better.

"Awesome! It's like giving myself 'The Stranger' all the time!"

"Take me to your body"

Sorry.