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Posted: 12/31/2006
As a special treat for everyone who is stuck at work this week, here is one the best pieces from the book, "Look At My Striped Shirt!" In addition to this classic piece from The Phat Phree, there are more than 50 never-before-published essays from some of the funniest writers on the site.
"It was a variety pack of four different flavors, bitch! Eight individual pouches!"
awesome.
Tom A
A Wake-Up Call
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Posted: 10/3/2005 11:59:40 AM
When someone is so oblivious to the price of dandruff shampoo, America is simply failing its citizens.
Chilling.
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Posted: 10/3/2005 12:00:10 PM
rivals the striped shirt piece...
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Posted: 10/3/2005 12:35:36 PM
Bob does seem to be getting a little bitter lately.
HMK
Best Today!
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Posted: 10/3/2005 1:16:35 PM
This was by far the best article today. Very funny, and oh so true. Has anyone ever noticed how this show still seems to be set in the late 70's.
"The price is wrong bitch" Happy Gilmore
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Posted: 10/3/2005 1:24:41 PM
good one!
Captain Dipshit
1st time I have laughed out loud in a while, nice job
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Posted: 10/3/2005 1:47:49 PM
Of course, that’s assuming that you can grasp that you are supposed to spin the wheel, and you don’t try to eat it or bang your head on it: two scenarios that I consider alarmingly possible. Rod Roddy would roll over in his rhinestone-encrusted casket.
Alex
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Posted: 10/3/2005 2:18:45 PM
Good work, Polk. Fucking plinko.
JP
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Posted: 10/3/2005 2:23:10 PM
Why wasn't this on the main page? Very funny.
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Posted: 10/3/2005 3:00:25 PM
I now know why when I call in sick (an really am sick) I don't watch stupid game shows anymore... Besides, now that Holley, Jan, and all the other chicks with the nice racks are all old an wrinkly, it just isn't the same anymore...
Joe Kickass
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Posted: 10/3/2005 3:49:52 PM
Good shit Polk...as usual. Even funnier because I saw Dane Cook's stand-up last night where he goes off about the TPIR too. Great minds eh?
Cameron
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Posted: 10/3/2005 3:59:00 PM
Good article, but why did it not hit the front page instead of the faggot throwing peeps?
I liked the "have yourself spayed or neutered."
NDsucksdick
Long Live Polk
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Posted: 10/3/2005 7:51:49 PM
"Rod Roddy would roll over in his rhinestone-encrusted casket"
Come on Down!
Best piece in a month.
Love the B&W pic of that neutering bastard at the end...
Editor
Scheduling Note
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Posted: 10/4/2005 1:13:33 AM
Due to incompetence on the part of Yours Truly, this piece didn't run on the main page Oct 3.
poochy
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Posted: 10/4/2005 9:05:02 AM
Good stuff, there's always some stupid fuck who thinks the shampoo costs 12 dollars
Cameron
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Posted: 10/4/2005 9:16:57 AM
Well, this was yesterday's best article. What am I supposed to do with it today?
The price is wrong, bitch.
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funnier the 2nd time also
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Posted: 10/4/2005 9:29:36 AM
polk...you are a god among men (and women) - with men and women being the rest of these writers sans napalm.......
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Posted: 10/4/2005 9:44:49 AM
Great fucking piece.
Felix Ratani
I give this piece
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Posted: 10/4/2005 11:35:47 AM
five Cuisinart Fondue pots out of five.
Joe
Yodelayheehoo
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Posted: 10/4/2005 11:58:26 AM
Wow. Not too many articles can touch that. Not only did you manage to talk about Plinko incompetence, you fit in the climbing yodeller. And the jiffy pop line was perfect. Everyone in my office is looking at me since ive been laughing like crazy.
Ohio
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Posted: 10/4/2005 12:00:29 PM
Best story since the one on High School Football.
solid but.....
Solid But...
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Posted: 10/4/2005 12:19:43 PM
Forgot to mention the golf game.
Brian
Classic
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Posted: 10/4/2005 1:11:36 PM
Great piece
Ole' Pro
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Posted: 10/4/2005 1:58:16 PM
Everyone knows that the way to win at Plinko is to dot the "I". Guaranteed to go in the $5000 slot every time.
Greg J
COME ON DOWN!!!!
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Posted: 10/4/2005 2:35:11 PM
Who doesn't love the Price is Right? It's great entertainment for all ages and I don't understand why its not on primetime!! I have convinced myself that if I ever get on that show that I'll be leaving there with the 2nd showcase along with my new pickup truck and 4 of the 7 Pirce is Right girls!!
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