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Posted: 10/6/2005
Cage's Vision of his new son
NEW YORK- Nicolas Cage and his wife Alice Kim Cage are the proud parents of Superman. “Make no mistake about it” says Cage. Their seven-and-a-half pound, eight-and-one-quarter inch baby boy named Kal-el Coppola Cage is indeed the fabled Superman of legend.
Many dismissed the announcement as another celebrity gaining momentary notoriety by giving their child an odd or eccentric name, as was the case last year with actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, who named their fir...
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good take.. plus a clever supplement to majors' article today...
Steve K
Cage is Crazy
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:49:14 AM
And this was crazy funny. Good stuff.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:57:25 AM
That crazy meth head.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 12:25:15 PM
Good piece, thanks for the laughs. I sthere a Bizzaro baby?
HMK
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Posted: 10/6/2005 12:43:28 PM
What the hell is wrong with these people, I felt sorry for the kids in school with names like Peter, Dick, Guy, Harry, etc. Why would you name your child Apple, Audio Science or Kal-el? The kid is already going to have to explain why his father is such a strange cookie, now he has to explain that he's not really superman and no he does not want to meet in the feild at 4:00 to prove it.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 1:05:02 PM
I kinda wish this story was true because any physical or mental illness the baby developed from being tossed in the air will decrease the chances of "kal-el" making suck-ass movies like his dad.
Stu
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Posted: 10/6/2005 1:07:09 PM
You know what's funny, he did a skit on SNL talking about how ridiculous some names where when naming his baby, and how the kid would get his ass kicked. F'n idiot
Mike S
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Posted: 10/6/2005 1:51:50 PM
Stu, I just remembered that. That's hilarious. That was actually a hilarious Skit.
"Freddy? Fat freddy, Hey Freddy, why don't you come here and I'l KICK YOUR ASS!!"
Apparently he thinks rich kids are immune to abuse.
Dave
SNL Skit
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Posted: 10/6/2005 2:28:33 PM
The most bizarre/hilarious one was "Benjamin? Hey, Benjamin Harrison -- how's that tariff of 1890? Montana a state yet?!?!"
MEH
Funny Shit!!
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Posted: 10/6/2005 3:06:56 PM
Jim.
Brilliant.
That is all.
ssoylent green
Bravo!
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Posted: 10/6/2005 4:13:34 PM
A great read! I could almost hear Cage's erratic mumblings and see his spastic twitches coming from my screen...
Hard to imagine that any article today could top, or would even be read, when it has to compete with one title Boobs, Boobs, and Boobies...
Derek K
No Competition
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Posted: 10/6/2005 4:48:49 PM
You just can't compete with Boobs! No matter how funny.
Mike S
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Posted: 10/6/2005 5:09:43 PM
Absolutely, Is Montana a state yet? was pretty good.
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