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Posted: 8/26/2005
Ten hut, you lazy cock sucking maggots! A funny thing happened on the way to the K-Mart to pick up a box of shells for my Remington .332 shotgun. I felt a queasy feeling in the pit of my belly that I hadn’t experienced since the last time I had a meal in a Bagladeshi holding cell. You know that kind of gassy feeling that can only be alleviated with a shart that'll send you out for a new pack of Fruit of the Loom?
I was pretty sure it wasn't something I had eaten. It had been days since...
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you know who that is in the picture as the bum.....todd zeile....that just makes me laugh.........
Your Momma
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Posted: 8/26/2005 10:01:50 AM
.332 is not a shotgun round, any real military man would know that.
check your facts, fucko.
Oh yeah
Best Inovation
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Posted: 8/26/2005 10:24:31 AM
Using the internet to get things for free i.e porn, music, movies. I mean is there anything better than porn on demand for FREE.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 11:22:02 AM
Where did .332 come from? I've never even heard of that calibur in a rifle.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 11:29:28 AM
Good reviews, I was going to listen to that shitty Canuck album, maybe I will just g to song 5. Yeah I git nothing to do.
Best inovation, DVD allows differnt camera angles, which works inpron flicks when you are sick of the ball cam. Now the viewer gets to choose.
Chilly
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Posted: 8/26/2005 11:32:06 AM
The Remington 332 is an over-under 12 Gauge.
deuce
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Posted: 8/26/2005 11:52:35 AM
before you call someone out on checking their facts (esp. Napalm) do a little research of your own. for fucks sake, a 3 year old down's patient knows how to use "google"
nice in Chilly.
MFK
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:06:28 PM
Here here on the Pornographers.... I'd rather have that third [free] taquito stuck sideways into my brown eye than listen to that fucking thing again. By the way, Chilly, how about you just enjoy the godamn article for what it is (funny) and not nit-pick about immaterial details.... Dont you have some fucking coffee to brew or TPS reports to fill out instead?
And of course, great article (as always), Napalm.
Napalm
Brattattatatttatatatttat!
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Posted: 8/26/2005 3:22:41 PM
About Face! Good work to those who noted that .332 is not a caliber for a remmington shotgun. In fact it should just be 332 which is simply a model number. The period was added by an editor who thought it was supposed to be a caliber, but that editor has since been relieved of the use of his right ear as a result. Now I'll have a nice fresh one to use for the rating scale next week.
I finally listened to track four from the New Pornographers... still sucks the fluffy dingleberries from my unwiped ass.
And on second thought satelite phone is the best invention in entertainment in the past ten years, because now I can have phone sex when I'm stuck in some jungle in Africa for two weeks at a time.
Is that all you fuckers got for me?
Alcatraz
Whew
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Posted: 8/26/2005 3:38:16 PM
Thank god you fixed that Napalm, I was beginning to worry about you. Great stuff this week.
The D-PAd style game controllers are the best invention. Remeber when people used to have to use those 2600 controllers and you'd end up moving your whole upper body just to move left a click in combat. D-Pads make video gaming cool again.
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Napalm, I got one
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Posted: 8/26/2005 4:42:11 PM
What no review for Bill Murrt's latest flick?
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Good work, soldier
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Posted: 8/29/2005 12:16:51 PM
Definitely looks like the networks' fall line-ups are going to be lame (have to hate The Donald and his crappy show). Some decent stuff on cable, at least.
Here's a vote for TiVo as best innovation in entertainment in last 10 years. Gotta love watching two or three episodes of Rescue Me in a row, on your own time, sans commercials.
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