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Look closely at this picture. You really cannot become any more of a badass than this guy.
Upon receiving the news of a Transformers movie due out in July of 2007, I began to drift into a deep imaginative state, contemplating the possibilities of other possible live-action movies based on cartoons from my childhood. With Transformers out of the way, I immediately turned to the freedom fighting heroics of America’s best anti-terrorism task force… G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe not only supplied me with adventures beyond my wildest dreams, it gave me life-saving tips at the conclusion of each episo...
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...AND KILL PEOPLE. While it was a funny piece, you are pretty much taking the crazy ninja comedy from realultimatepower.net and running with it on your G. I. Joe thing. It's funny, but DEFINATELY not original.
With that said, the article was written well and made me laugh. Keep it commin'.
TR
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Posted: 9/26/2005 9:22:16 AM
...be the funniest thing I've read on this site. Outstanding piece.
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Cobra Wins
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Posted: 9/26/2005 9:47:38 AM
I have a suggestion, and I am almost positive that I'm not alone in this....
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Cobra Wins
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Posted: 9/26/2005 9:48:31 AM
...Just once, LET COBRA WIN.
Their outfits, vehicles, and weapons were sooo much cooler.
Bill BB
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:17:38 AM
Duke....Alec Baldwin He is pretencious enough to fill that ego-maniacs role.
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:46:59 AM
Duke: Dolph Lungren seems like an obvious choice I mean he was He-man... Snake Eyes: Jet Li for stunt purposes Lady J: Paris Hilton or Nicole Kiddman or Julie Ann Moore if you wanted to go redhead Roadblock: Mr. T I like Mr. T however if he is too busy due to other major box office flicks my only other suggestion would be Carl Weathers Zartan: The Ultimate Warrior already has the face painting thing down Destro: Jason Statham that transporter guy has the funny shaped bald head for easy chroming
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:59:46 AM
Duke should be Alec Baldwin I like that pick for said reasons
Lady J was a dyke, Scarlett was a redhead and both Kidman and Moore would be good choices.
I should play Snake Eyes
Michael Clark Dunkin seems more like Roadblock to me, I mean the guy is freaking enormous.
Also I am going to say Brad Pitt could be Zartan, he plays great crazy dudes(12 Monkeys/Fight Club.
The Jason Statham Destro pick is right on I think, accent chrome dome
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Posted: 9/26/2005 11:08:52 AM
i'd like to see: tom selleck as bazooka b/c they both have awesome mustaches.. the dipshit bros from "good charlotte" as tomax & zamot (the flaming twins) harrison ford as flint (he was hans solo for fuck's sake) and william hung as quick kick.
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Posted: 9/26/2005 11:13:03 AM
sorry one more... ive got an itchy trigger finger today..
r lee ermey as gung ho...
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Posted: 9/26/2005 11:13:57 AM
Duke -A. Baldwin (I know it has been said) Lady J.-Susan Sarandon (Just b/c she dies) Zartan-Colin Ferrell (same reason as above) Destro-Sean Connerry Road Block-Mr. T was a good choice
What about Sorm Shaodw a huge fight scene at the end, of course snake eyes would win. Awesome read, thanks.
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Posted: 9/26/2005 11:32:25 AM
duke: michael J fox. nobody is more bad-ass than the teen wolf! ladt j: kathy kinney sems logical. roadblock: nell carter, again, logical. snake eyes: stevie wonder...because he's already black, and well, uhh, you know. destro: we could see if president bush can take time away from his new orlean's tour.
Andy
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Posted: 9/26/2005 12:02:52 PM
Hogan Knows best as.....Rock and Roll Tom Cruise as ....Tunnel Rat. Sgt Slaughter as....Sgt Slaughter. Viggo as ...Torch Mel Gibson as Ripper
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Who Plays Storm Shadow?
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Posted: 9/26/2005 12:04:53 PM
Who Plays the best villan in the Movie...Storm Shadow?
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Posted: 9/26/2005 12:15:45 PM
Storm Shadow should be played by Brandon Lee, resurrected using the same technology that gave rise to Serpentor.
Duke was blond, so I say Val Kilmer.
What about Snowjob & Blowtorch? (Gayest codenames.)
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Posted: 9/26/2005 12:24:27 PM
Duke should be played by Jack Bauer.....Only a guy qualified to Run GI Joe.
Tom Cruise as Snowjob. Collen Farrel as Blowtorch Christian Bale as Storm Shadow Hugh Jackman as Flint.
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What about grunt?
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Posted: 9/26/2005 12:46:48 PM
The original GI Joe. All grunt had was and M-16, a backpack and no muscles. He was the most normal looking Joe while the biggest badass at the same time. I'm going Ed Norton
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Posted: 9/26/2005 1:30:09 PM
Duke: Woody Allen Snake Eyes: Dom Deluise Lady J: Kathy Najimy or Kathy Bates Roadblock: Tom Greene Zartan: Andy Dick Destro: Bill Nye the Science Guy
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Posted: 9/26/2005 2:25:39 PM
this article was awesome!!! great work!
james
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Posted: 9/26/2005 4:06:37 PM
wesley snipes as snake eyes
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Posted: 9/26/2005 4:13:02 PM
People, does it matter who Snake Eyes is?
He won't be talking. We won't ever see who is under the mask.
Ding-Dong
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Posted: 9/26/2005 4:29:35 PM
No one cares about Grunt. Does anyone even know who I'm talking about? A true old school balla would know who grunt was. To hell with you poop pushers.
Bosco
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Posted: 9/26/2005 4:35:40 PM
Grunt sucked, he had that bullshit orange padding on his front, what the hell was that, was he hunting, and that bullshit m-16. You got grunt if no one liked you. We used grunt for bottle rocket target practice.
Ding-Dong
what?!?!?!?
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Posted: 9/26/2005 4:55:49 PM
I don't remember anything orange about grunt. I do remember grunt having the old drab green fatigues before they switched to camo. I also remember grunt not needing a fancy gun or roids to lay the smack down.
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Posted: 9/26/2005 5:08:45 PM
The others used to "Code Red" his ass all the time and beat him with a bar of soap in a sock.
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Snake Eyes Identity
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Posted: 9/26/2005 5:13:51 PM
Snake Eyes was a White guy with Blond Hair. They took his mask off after many years in the Comic book....an even not quite as big as Supermans Death!!!! Anyway they showed a bunch of big scars and a messed up eye. As nasty as Cobra Comander's face. I still have the comic book in my collection.
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