Posts: 177 Rank: 50
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4/8/2007
Location:
Chicago, IL
Posted: 8/8/2007
Show me the good movie...
Dear Cuba Gooding, Jr.,
Stop. Just fucking stop. I don't know what the fuck happened to you, but you went from rising star to respectable thespian to total assclown quicker than it takes most child stars to develop a coke habit. And I'm really fucking sick of seeing you. You need to go away for a long time until some up-and-coming hot shot director in twenty years decides he'll take a chance on an aging has-been and Travolta your life around after you have no longer the natural ability to...
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Posts: 2817 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 8/8/2007 9:54:15 AM
Not bad, not bad at all. This was pretty darn funny. I was just talking about this the other day with my family. my dad hates black guys. hates hates hates them. He even got a tattoo when he was younger with the cross with the dots on top that means I hate black people. my mom made him get something over it after they were married. the point is, my dad loved cuba gooding jr. He said he should win an academy before denzel. He loved jerry mcguire and men of honor. but after he saw the preview for snow dogs and boat trip he said, "isn't that just like a n-word, taking shit roles for some money, so sad".
note: I do not share in my father's beliefs in anyway and I'm completely against racism, but he has a point there. what other reason is there to take a part in boat trip? he had to read the script first, right?
Posts: 65 Rank: 98 Joined:
7/12/2007
Location:
Buffalo, NY
Posted: 8/8/2007 10:26:18 AM
I fucking loved Sled Dogs! I kid, I kid.
I never thought Cuba was that great an actor. Sure, he was in Boys N Da Hood, but his acting is not what made that movie shine, it was Ice Cube's gritty script. Cuba's part could have been interchangable with any B-list black actor. Hmmmm Ice Cube....how's his acting career doing nowadays?
Has always been a complete joke, and to win his Oscar he beat William H. Macy's performance in Fargo-give me a fucking break. He also set blacks back about 50 years with his Deion Sandersesque acceptance speech. I bet Stepin Fetchit even shuddered after seeing that speech. His resume on imdb.com reads like a 3rd trimester abortion.
In other news, I won $300 on Amanda winning age of love. Google her if you can, the very definition of "patriots uniform, bengals helmet."
"He went into the same record shop as before, and now the boss is like "Juan, welcome to my store."
Posts: 24 Rank: 165 Joined:
12/12/2006
Location:
Dothan, AL
Posted: 8/8/2007 10:34:40 AM
This is pretty funny. I actually had a conversation like this with my brother the other day. It is the commercial that did it for me. Fuck the movies, I don't have to see them if I don't want to, but that stupid ass commercial comes on with out warning. Prior to the commercial I was neutral towards him, but now that I've had to endure that POS I fucking hate the guy.
How could someone like that pull such a 180?! He's a disgrace now. Even Ice Cube has more cinematic street cred than Cuba......AND HE'S NOW STARRING IN SHIT LIKE "Are we there yet?".
When I saw the Hanes commercial the other day, I felt so sad that I couldn't even get angry. He's now composed entirely of pure, unfiltered suck.
Easy target, but you did not suck again. Now if we could only get you to stay away from commenting on the boards. That would be golden.
How was this Daddy Day Camp ever made? If Eddie Murphy and that fat guy from Larry David refused to sign on I would propose that it has to be a big pile of stinkin' shit sprinkled with Baffoe comments.
Posts: 260 Rank: 26 Joined:
5/31/2007
Location:
Gilbert, AZ
Posted: 8/8/2007 10:46:52 AM
White people still make up the great majority of this country, and a great majority of those white people harbor racist feelings to varying degrees. But even racist people like Christine's father need one or two darkies that they can point to and say, "well, that one ain't too bad.
When it comes to film, they've come in two different forms: The schuck and jive nugga and the non-threatening actor. Cuba could have gone down either road, but couldn't choose one - so Wayne Brady and Will Smith inherited positions previously held by Sidney Poiter, Sammy Davis Jr, and Bill Cosby. Cuba is disposable.
Plus the dude is talentless and deserves everything he gets (or doesn't) after that Private Santiago code red affair.
Posts: 1265 Rank: 7 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
TPP Island, NY
Posted: 8/8/2007 10:51:53 AM
Taking a shitty movie roll or selling bottles of water on the street corner during your lunch break?
Sorry bro, it's kinda ghetto and you know that.
Seriously, sell coke to your co-workers, at least theres no shame in that and it will make you popular amungest the 25-35 year old white crowd at work. Another thought as a personal trainer you could start selling roids, you could do both! What every you do go legit, okay not litterally legit, but really STOP SELLING WATER!!!!!
Posts: 65 Rank: 98 Joined:
7/12/2007
Location:
Buffalo, NY
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:02:12 AM
There's a nice little nougat of info to have sitting in the back of your mind. I actually took my little cousin to see that movie though...the sequel was spawned because of people like me.
Posts: 279 Rank: 27 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:04:07 AM
Was a big dissappointment to me. I assumed that Ed Harris would shoot him off his shopping cart while hiding underneath a rail car in a sulphur factory. That feel-good bullshit never happens in real life. If Radio went to my school, he'd not only be asked to run up to our principal and ask if he can "see his dinkle", but would either get the crap beaten out of him by the losers who had nothing better to do (Northern Michigan, mind you), or use his massive retard strenght to beat the shit out of said losers. Radio had none of these. I'm sorry Disney, but if you want me to shed a tear in an emotional drama, how about replaying the scene where Dumbo is caressed in his mother's snout? That scene still makes me well up.
Posts: 2817 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:05:04 AM
Seriously DC? 104 million? Did it open on Easter weekend? every black person in the united states goes to the movies on easter. I used to work at united artists for 3 years and I had to work every easter. Its a definite fact. And black people love eddie murphy.
So do i though. I just watched Raw last night for my 200th times and it doesn't ever stop being funny.
igick, do you really believe Digger? I think he was joking.
Posts: 1120 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
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My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:08:32 AM
You are the reason we have garbage like this flooding the theaters, and people with original ideas can't get financed. I hope you get a severe UTI and they have to amputate your dick because you sir are a pussy.
Posts: 1265 Rank: 7 Joined:
12/7/2006
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TPP Island, NY
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:14:03 AM
Tman, go smoke a joint, jesus christ man, relax. BTW can you actaully get a UTI so severe that it has to be cut off?
It must be fact, because everything that people post on the boards is fact.
I'll be back in an hour, i'm going to kill a hooker play in her blood and then throw her lifeless body in the dumpster behind the local convenience store.
Posts: 1120 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
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My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:17:10 AM
You just admitted to seeing that piece if shit by defending him. While I dont wish your dick falls off, I hope one of your steroid injection points gets mildly infected.
Posts: 65 Rank: 98 Joined:
7/12/2007
Location:
Buffalo, NY
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:26:48 AM
My cousin's only 5 years old, what the fuck am i supposed to watch with her? You think she'd like to see the gimp in Pulp Fiction? Maybe teach her how to fuck the whole 1979 Dallas Cowboys? Tman, Don't tell me you've never paid hard earned cash to sit through a retarded kid's movie.
Have to change the beat. Here's a game, I think its strong:
What did you drink and accompanying story to your first drink of alcohol?
8th grade, taking shots of hot vodka. I wanted to die, walking around the streets of rural OK with my girlfriend and another 8th grade power couple. My girl was so impressed at me pounding the bottle I got to rub on some pussy for the first time, which made up for the fact that I had no clue what to do with both the pussy and the booze, which was put in my closet that my folks discovered within 2 days. Great time
"What do we call it now? It isn't marriage anymore, call it new and different its not the way it was before."
Posts: 2039 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:33:03 AM
I was 11, visiting my cousins up in Minnesota. They let em gat HAMMERED on some cheap ass black label beer. I vaguely remember waking up on the couch and throwing up in their fireplace.
My mom was pissed at them, but not me! Wooo Hooo!!! She said I was too young to know what I was doing. Of course, that was the last time I ever got pardoned for my ignorance. When her and my dad cuaght me smokin ghtier pot, they took away my nintendo for a month.
Posts: 2817 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:34:46 AM
I was 12. Me and my friend Lori stole all of her mom's little vodka bottles that she collected from airplane trips. there was 30 of them . I drank them all straight. I was fucked up. I think I may have rubbed my own pussy. my parents were so strict and I always had to be home at like 8pm, even in the summer. so my friends tried to sober me up. they squirted toothpaste in my mouth (and eye) and sent me home.
my parents knew right away that I was hammered. My eyes were rolling in the back of my head and I spoke only in vowels. they wanted to take me to get my stomach pumped, but my uncle was there and told them to just put me to bed with a bucket.
I didn't drink again until i was 19 and even then it was something frozen. I really didn't become Christine the fall down drunk until I was 24.
My first legal drink (Can't remember the earlier ones)
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Posts: 765 Rank: 17 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:36:36 AM
I went out with the fellas and ordered a Cosmopolitan. At the time, I worked with a bunch of middle-aged chicks that watched Sex and the City all the time, and I didn't know it was a woman's drink. I'm at the table with like 8-10 black guys that I lifted weights with and they were strangely silent.
This little pink drink in a martini glass comes out and I realized I had fucked up. I have to commend the waiter for not laughing in my face even though he did do a double take he recovered on the play like Champ Bailey.
