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Michael Hagges
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Location:
Cleveland Hts., OH
Posted: 6/18/2007
Several years ago, as the basketball finals drew to a close, my friends and I realized we were in the dead period where baseball begins to take on a look of interminability, and all there is to do on the fantasy front is either start making ridiculous baseball trades, or start playing Fantasy Golf (i.e., kill yourself). Instead, we decided that we needed to start a league where we'd actually have some interest in the participants, and would definitely want to watch how everything played out: F...
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Jesus would sign up.
Alfalfa
No pictures?
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Posted: 6/18/2007 9:32:23 AM
Still, I gave it a 4, 'cause it made me think. Just two more days of work!
Mako
Nice
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Posts: 343
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Jackson, MI
Posted: 6/18/2007 9:51:30 AM
I like your team. I would have to add Cicciolina. She made films that had everything: any penetration, foreign objects, water-sports, limited scat, and even bestiality. And as nasty as this ho was, she still was able to get elected to Italian parliament in 1987. I do not think there will ever be a porn star as great as her. Even though she is old now, and still kinda hot, she will have a place in my heart forever.
BearNuts
Good call Alf...
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Posted: 6/18/2007 9:52:23 AM
What good is an article about porn without visual stimuli? I'm disapointed in you Hagges, and the severe lack of nipples.
Michael Hagges
For the record...
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Posted: 6/18/2007 9:57:37 AM
There were technical difficulties getting pics up...still trying...
Arrogant Bastahhd
Without pictures, I can't
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miami, FL
Posted: 6/18/2007 10:01:43 AM
really put a twat to the names. That's a real shame. Remembering porn start names is only slightly more useful than remembering the names of my girlfriends friends. I'm really just not gonna put in the effort when they're so interchangealbe and meaningless to me.
Spartan
My 5
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Posted: 6/18/2007 10:03:29 AM
1) Jessie Jane 2) Janine Lindemulder 3) Savannah (I know, she's dead, but I'd still do her" 4) Vanessa Del Rio 5) Tracy Motherfuckin' Lords.
Tom A
Chics in Pics 1,3,5,6,8,11,14-19,22 and 25
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Posted: 6/18/2007 10:07:19 AM
...uh...
vertigo
Not a bad idea
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Posted: 6/18/2007 10:18:24 AM
I recommend a pic of Nicole Sheridan, will help the overall rating. Over/under on next porn related article on TPP? 3 days
deuce
'07 sleeper
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Posted: 6/18/2007 10:31:23 AM
jenna jameson: for when the whole schindler's list fetish catches on late in the season...
Tom A
A Game
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Posted: 6/18/2007 10:45:28 AM
Provide captions for the pics *before* they arrive... Like so: Pic 2 Caption: "Quit saying 'hike,' and fuck me already." Pic 5 Caption: "yes, this is what I wear to school..." Pic 7 Caption: Leading the league in receptions; good RAC
vertigo
Game
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Posted: 6/18/2007 10:53:38 AM
Pic 24: "Who's on top and who's on bottom now bitch?" Pic 11: "She's just so trashy, I'd never wear orange to get gang-banged." Pic 3: "Turns out my uncle did touch me, how did you guess?"
Spartan
Captions
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Posted: 6/18/2007 10:54:02 AM
#15 - These things pick up Sirius Radio. #22 - Christine's acting career really took off after this. #31 - "Do I look like Bugs Bunny with my legs pinned behind my ears like this?"
Tom A
And we're off...
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:03:06 AM
Pic 6 Caption: "I also sing - I finished second in a Karaoke contest once..." Pic 11 Caption: "God, we need a union."
Spartan
Game
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:07:37 AM
# 67 - As Jenny desperately fished around inside for her engagement ring, Michelle had the most intense orgasm in her life." #83 - Nothing says "Fuck Me" like a lower-back tattoo. #99 1/2 - Uncle David always said I'd be a star.
vertigo
Game
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:08:44 AM
Pic 33 Caption: "Jonathan was beginning to suspect that his girlfriend Brianna was more than a model." Pic 21 Caption: "Evan was no Brando, but this was an offer Tiffany could also not refuse." Pic 16 Caption: "Grossest thing I've ever done? Inhale while banging an Armenian guy.""
Mako
Captions
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:09:58 AM
#12: "If I stretch out my flaps and you squint, you can see Mickey Mouse." #25: "I eat a grain of rice a day because I love the sparks our hip-bones produce when I fuck a skinny guy." #28: "I was afraid of water until I got these flotation devices implanted."
BearNuts
Tom A always brings it...
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:11:42 AM
#4 - A true professional always keeps her eyes on the balls. #8 - When her resume said, "plays multiple instruments," who knew she actually meant violin? #13 - Everyone loves a nice game of hide the cucumber.
Shit Sandwich
Captions
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:14:48 AM
Pic 13: The NAACP has our back. Pic 8: Who ordered New England style chowder? Pic 14: Fine, but I’m gonna need to see this horse's HIV test.
Mako
Caption
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:19:56 AM
# 1: Dlamp and Christine will do whatever they have to to be in a movie.
Christine
Captions
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:20:50 AM
Pic 1: "Hello in there...echo echo echo echo" Pic 5: "I got the lead in CandyLand, eat me". Pic 20: "Not for nothing, but I'd take a stiff cock over my mom's funeral anyday".
BearNuts
THE caption
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:23:39 AM
#21 - "...this gangbang is sooo awkward."
vertigo
Game
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:28:44 AM
Pic #23: "I won't sign anything unless its a contract." Pic #19: "My boyfriend loves it when I bring work home." Pic #18: "This is so funny, we were just talking about getting some Burger King too."
Arrogant Bastahhd
Captions
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:28:54 AM
"yeah, well look who's getting all the attention now" "Maybe if you would've gotten me that puppy, I wouldn't be doin this donkey" "you want me to do what? well, ok, but I'm gonna need another oxycontin."
Stiggs
Caption Game
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:29:23 AM
Pic 13: I'm takin' one for the team. Pic 25: Now that's what I call a 7-10 Split! Pic 41: That double-header wiped Tiffany out. Pic 56: Right in the 5-hole. Pic 77: Bean Ball!
Tom A
Maybe...
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:29:32 AM
Caption Pic 2: "Yeah, I had it legally changed to 'Candi.' With an 'i,' not a 'y.' You know, like how 'Ghandi' does it? I figured no one would take me seriously if I used the 'y.' " Caption Pic 38: I get naked and penetrated for a living.