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  • Porkchop Give me () Post #: 126
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:40:28 PM
    Matt Forte, CHICAGO BABY!!!!
    Arrogant Bastahhd who's ole number 11 on your list sparto? () Post #: 127
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:42:31 PM
    your top 10 isn't actually too bad, sad that you didn't get any of 'em.
    Porkchop AB () Post #: 128
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:45:02 PM
    My dream list of RBs is like this:

    Joseph Addai, IND
    Brian Westbrook, PHI
    Steven Jackson, STL
    Frank Gore, SF
    Larry Johnson, KC
    Marshawn Lynch, BUF
    Maurice Jones-Drew, JAX
    Clinton Portis, WAS
    Willis McGahee, BAL

    But I have been watching Forte this preseason and that dude is fast as a crackhead in a diamond store.
    Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side Spart () Post #: 129
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:46:43 PM
    FYI post 128 is a different list from the one I said was empty.
    Porkchop Hyde () Post #: 130
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:47:50 PM
    So what are you saying?
    Who can I have?

    DLamp Spart () Post #: 131
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:48:28 PM
    I just emailed a fucking excel spreadsheet that details who has been picked and what the fucking order is!!!!
    Porkchop Danny () Post #: 132
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:50:10 PM
    check your email.

    Did you send it to jbrock@sunamerica.com ?
    DLamp Spart () Post #: 133
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:52:45 PM
    I just sent it again, to just you, to the address you just listed. Save it to your freakin' computer and keep track on your own from here on out.
    Toque Bongrip wow () Post #: 134
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:54:53 PM
    Danny with the fury. Did someone not get a reach-around?

    Did someone spill on your capris?

    TCBY all out of nonfat?
    Porkchop Okay () Post #: 135
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 5:57:52 PM
    I picked Willie Parker from Pittsburgh.

    I believe AB is next.
    DLamp Nice () Post #: 136
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:01:15 PM
    Picking the Steelers RB right before AB picks.

    Hate drafting at it's best.
    Porkchop Well () Post #: 137
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:02:12 PM
    It's the least I could do.

    hehehe.
    Shazaam I'd love to read more, but I'm going to do THIS instead. () Post #: 138
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:07:33 PM
    I'm positive this won't work -- because it's got that http% thing at the end, but, if it does, you've all earned it.


    Porkchop ... () Post #: 139
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:08:07 PM
    FAIL
    Shazaam FAIL is right. () Post #: 140
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:10:59 PM
    But that failure was Jesus' way of telling me I went too far. Thanks Jesus.

    fuck the rest of you. Good night.

    and spart,
    Don't forget to draft as many steelers and ex-hurricanes as possible. Could be a good game.
    Shazaam Sorry Jesus, () Post #: 141
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:13:47 PM
    but I have to try once more.


    See you tomorrow.
    Toque Bongrip OVER THE LINE!!! () Post #: 142
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:20:06 PM
    This is not 'Nam - we have rules.

    Mark it a zero.
    DLamp Damn you, Patrick! () Post #: 143
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:20:45 PM
    Now I'm all turned on and stuck here at work for two and half more hours!
    Arrogant Bastahhd I'll go with () Post #: 144
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:22:26 PM
    McGahee. And I'm really torn by doing so, considering the possibility of missing week 1, but what can ya do. See you guys tomorrow. Maybe. The good stuffs supposed to come down in the am, so maybe late afternoon.
    Porkchop Mmmmm () Post #: 145
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:22:28 PM
    Puff, the magic dragon
    Lived by the sea
    And frolicked in the autumn mist
    In a land called Honah Lee

    Little Jackie Paper
    Loved that rascal Puff,
    And brought him strings and sealing wax
    And other fancy stuff. Oh!

    Puff, the magic dragon
    Lived by the sea
    And frolicked in the autumn mist
    In a land called Honah Lee

    Puff, the magic dragon
    Lived by the sea
    And frolicked in the autumn mist
    In a land called Honah Lee

    Together they would travel
    On a boat with billowed sail
    Jackie kept a lookout perched
    On Puff's gigantic tail

    Noble kings and princes
    Would bow whene'er they came,
    Pirate ships would lower their flag
    When Puff roared out his name. Oh!

    Puff, the magic dragon
    Lived by the sea
    And frolicked in the autumn mist
    In a land called Honah Lee

    A dragon lives forever
    But not so little boys
    Painted wings and giant rings
    Make way for other toys.

    One grey night it happened,
    Jackie Paper came no more
    And Puff that mighty dragon,
    He ceased his fealess roar.

    His head was bent in sorrow,
    Green scales fell like rain,
    Puff no longer went to play
    Along the cherry lane.

    Without his life-long friend,
    Puff could not be brave,
    So Puff that mighty dragon
    Sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!

    Puff, the magic dragon
    Lived by the sea
    And frolicked in the autumn mist
    In a land called Honah Lee

    Puff, the magic dragon
    Lived by the sea
    And frolicked in the autumn mist
    In a land called Honah Lee
    Toque Bongrip I used () Post #: 146
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:27:52 PM
    to date a girl named Hana Lee.

    I loved making inappropriate lyrics to that song.

    Who's pick?
    jamilreis Puff () Post #: 147
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:28:19 PM
    That Honey Lee bitch must be pretty hot
    DLamp Seriously () Post #: 148
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:28:33 PM
    Let's all post some more so that...thing isn't on the front page anymore.

    I'm currently bidding on the Billy Ripken baseball card where he has 'fuck face' written on his bat.
    Porkchop It's your pick, Toque () Post #: 149
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:30:07 PM
    Go.
    jamilreis post () Post #: 150
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    Posted: 8/18/2008 6:30:39 PM
    get that dragon off
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