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Posted: 6/20/2007
To get the most out of this column, read the article and watch the videos in order (from top to bottom)
I receive a comment from Christine under my latest iDate column: "Meet me at 555 Martin Luther King Blvd at 9pm tonight. It's apartment 12D. The door will be open. Come alone."
And so my weird adventure begins. Just as a mountain climber knows one day he must summit Mt. Everest, I knew my date with The Phat Phree's most notorious member was inevitable. I had hoped for more preparation ti...
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Posts: 1191 Rank: 5 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 6/20/2007 8:01:15 AM
I have no idea how to react to that. I feel kind of dirty like I just watched some amateur porn or something. Christine, you're REALLY tempting fate now with this online stalker game...I hope it was worth it.
Posts: 453 Rank: 6 Joined:
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Burbank (for the week), CA
Posted: 6/20/2007 8:50:09 AM
I'm just not sure how to react.. I'm amused...but i feel filthy too.
I think I might be in the same mindframe as the people who witnessed the Hearns/Haggler fight. I'm just not sure if this is worst thing to ever have experienced, or if it's one of those out of nowhere greatest things in life to witness.
Maybe I'll go through it again and see if i scratch my eyes out...
Posts: 343 Rank: 27 Joined:
4/23/2007
Location:
Jackson, MI
Posted: 6/20/2007 9:55:42 AM
That was both funny and disturbing....I give it a 5 because the same two qualities describe Christine very well. I agree with balls and bear. It was like a banana-in-the-twat show, you feel horrible for watching, but you are mesmerized at the same time.
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St. Louis, MO
Posted: 6/20/2007 9:56:38 AM
The Ryan is humping and eating the sandwich scene totally reminds me of "Office Space" when Peter is imagining Lumbergh pounding Jenna while he's sipping and slurping his coffee. Haunting imagery.
Posts: 2094 Rank: 1 Joined:
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Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/20/2007 10:18:06 AM
I am absolutely speechless.
I have no sound on my computer so I can't even watch the final product correctly.
I don't know what's going on with it, but I need to point out that that was not my kitchen sink. I am flying to Ryan's apartment right now to clean it.
I also didn't realize how dark the kitchen scene came out, i look like a mutant in it.
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Buffalo, NY
Posted: 6/20/2007 10:34:34 AM
this sort of had the same feel to it that i got when i was little and walked in on my parents having sex. I don't think dad was eating grilled cheese at the time, but i might be mistaking.
Christine, you sound much different...sober. I think you should go out and celebrate at lunch today, get back to us when you get your drink on!
Posts: 2094 Rank: 1 Joined:
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Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/20/2007 10:40:36 AM
Now I'm getting a little scared. My parents would disown me if they saw this.
Igick, I wasn't sober. I wasn't as drunk as the night I called you, but I wasn't sober. It was like 1:30 in the morning when I filmed and I was in my pajamas.
Posts: 1191 Rank: 5 Joined:
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New York, NY
Posted: 6/20/2007 10:59:36 AM
Christine, feel free to take a number get in the "girls who have filmed a video their parents would be mortified to see" line. There is a triage to the whole thing:
1. Girls in beastiality videos 2. Gangbangs 3. S&M 4. Girl on girl 5 Girls Gone Wild 6. Anything that involves R. Kelly
9. Sex tape with your boyfriend 10. Real World audition
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3/13/2007
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Denver, CO
Posted: 6/20/2007 11:03:50 AM
I wish I could see the faces on the older men that orders those girls gone wild videos off the infomercial when they sees their daughters enjoying a fish taco. The best part is they are also the ones that most likely paid for that trip to cancun.
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Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/20/2007 11:08:48 AM
Is that after each scene I filmed, I laughed at myself hysterically. Ryan was kind enough to edit that part out. However, my roommate and her boyfriend came downstairs and were just staring at me in disbelief for about 5 minutes.
I couldn't think of anyway to justifiy it so I told them the truth.
Posts: 343 Rank: 27 Joined:
4/23/2007
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Jackson, MI
Posted: 6/20/2007 11:15:59 AM
I will now go home and have rough and angry sex with myself. The kind of sex that leaves you crying naked in a corner. I will call myself a dirty and perverted whore, slap myself across the face, and never see me again.
That's how emotionally scared this article has left me.
