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New York, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007
The Halos haven't recovered from '86
There is no better time to be a voracious consumer of professional sports and amateur athletics than the present.
Unless you're a Mets fan - New York City's perennial second-class citizen;
Unless you're Trevor Hoffman - arguably the game's greatest career closer who came undone like trousers in a rub and tug the final weeks of the season;
Unless you're Gary Bettman - who decided that the solution to his League's seemingly never-ending pursuit of irrelevance was to start the 11-month-...
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Posts: 1252 Rank: 8 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
TPP Island, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 3:53:58 PM
I've strolled into work about a half hour late everday this week, leave half hour early. Today Angelina came to take me to lunch, for desert we came to my office and i "baptized" my desk...ass prints and cootch juice prominately displayed at the corner of the desk to show associates because i have no shame, and Friday a happy hour to celebrate how great i am.
Every week should be like this.
Only drawback - had to keep it quite becuase there were people that hadn't gone to lunch today working outside my office.
Post 70 was awesome but if you're already admitting to having to headbutt her in the breast its significantly less intimidating JuniorMint. At least make the bitch think you're taller than her at first
Posts: 569 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 4:08:06 PM
I know you black guys are used to stealing but come one. Derek Anderson and Brandon Jackson for Dwayne Bowe and Stephen Jackson? That's thievery at it's highest level.
Posts: 569 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 4:10:37 PM
Fuck. Whatever Balls had must be going around New York. Nick, I hope you have all your shots. 7 Crown...well I actually don't give a shit what happens to you.
Posts: 768 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/3/2007 4:12:55 PM
So the hospital has instituted a bunch of new ER policies/procedures with the goal of getting people in and out in less than 90 minutes (We’re an ER - not a fucking clinic). This pisses me off for a number of reasons. Namely it totally fucks with the triage process which means less fucking about on here with you all.
None of the staff are happy with this new process and we had a staff meeting to discuss it. Well, I was already in kinda a bad move and let loose. Picture me in a crowded room visibly angry, dropping a bunch of F-bombs.
TB: Who ever thought this was a fucking good idea doesn’t know shit from Shinola. *shocked looks from coworkers TB: That’s right. I’m bringing it back.
Afterwards one of the ER techs that was in the meeting and I had this conversation
Tech: Damn dude, you really swept the leg in there. TB: There is no fear in this dojo.
Posts: 98 Rank: 48 Joined:
8/29/2007
Location:
Boston, MA
Posted: 10/3/2007 4:20:06 PM
Don't most ER patients come in there with a papercut or indigestion or some other ridiculous hypochondriac-type shit? Just give 'em a bag of ice and send them on their merry way.
Posts: 1926 Rank: 6 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 4:20:15 PM
Take a pic with your phone of the desk-sex (say that three times fast). Also, the woman who answers our phones, her name is Lorraine, she is like 65. But she is shorter than you, so go for it, Tiger!
Posts: 768 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/3/2007 4:27:22 PM
I actually got a patient complaint because this girl (Orca fat) came in with an ingrown toenail. A fucking toenail. She came to the ER because of a motherfucking toenail.
I said, “Are you kidding me? You came to the ER because of a toenail. Go to Walgreens and get some clippers.” She complained that I was ‘un-professional’. Also I may or may not have said the F-word. The jury is still out on that one.
And she was on Medicaid so as a taxpayer I was double pissed.
Posts: 259 Rank: 29 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 10/3/2007 4:28:28 PM
The "attempted" 90 minutes probably isn't gonna fly. Not gonna lie, odds are it'll turn into an Arby's type situation, where the goal is a 45 second span from order to handing the customer their food and sending on their merry way, when in truth, it takes about 3 minutes. So applying this made-up formula to your situation, a patient with a greenstick arm fracture, instead of fixing them up in an hour and a half, will take about 4 hours or so. Just as long as they don't get some sort of "consultant" on your ass, this phase should die out faster than you can say "Tamigochi".
