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Winter Park, FL
Posted: 10/5/2007
Deep in a vast storage cellar, lined with rows and rows of almost identical boxes, resides a crate containing the one and true Ark of the Covenant. A treasure so important that no one in the modern era is allowed to gaze upon it's melting wax man secrets. But George Lucas and Steven Spielberg have an even bigger secret these days, production notes and scripts from the fourth installment of the series that kept Han Solo from being typecast, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. U...
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Posts: 22 Rank: 109 Joined:
7/12/2007
Location:
Oak Park, IL
Posted: 10/5/2007 3:49:56 PM
Being the only Seahawks Hall of Famer. The Steelers have it easy, they're thick as thieves. You don't know how many nights I cheered for Cortez Kennedy. There were low points where I hoped Rick Mirer would have an incredible comeback, but nothing. Shawn Alexander looked promising and then they let Steve Hutchinson go.
I got drunk that night off of Everclear. I threw up on my own Hall of Fame bust. Around here they call that a Joe Namath.
Weight on your shoulders? With a crumbcatcher like mine people always thought i was greasing the ball. The problem is that mustache wax is actually very sticky. It makes it much harder to throw.
BTW The Steelers suck a wet fart out of my jock strap.
How are you? You look great. Tough break not winning governor of OK, but when you're even too conservative for that state it speaks.
You need to swing by the ranch again, the old man still loves to think about you and Earl Campbell being on the same Oiler team.
You're the greatest Seahawk ever, and the 2nd best WR ever. This is all despite being a guy that most of us could easily win a fight with. Congrats, you're a legend.
Still can't believe you fall for that God shit though
Posts: 768 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/5/2007 4:04:01 PM
In the how awesome am I category – I’ve got most of the ER staff quoting Karate Kid. I even got Dr. Okajima in on it (short, old Japanese dude). He does a mean Miyagi impression.
We were in with this guy who broke his arm in a bike accident:
Dr. – I’m gonna give you something for the pain. “If do right can no defense.”
I lost it, and the patient thought it was pretty funny. Also he did this one:
Dr. - [he taps his head] Medicine here. [he taps his heart] Medicine here. [points to his belt] Medicine never here. Understand?
But my favorite is when another nurse asked to give the guy in 6 something for pain he says:
Dr. – “Pain does not exist in this dojo.”
TB: Shouting from across the room* – “No. Sensei!”
A lot of the women think we’re retarded. But I’m gonna stick with awesome.
You and your old man have always been good people
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Posts: 22 Rank: 109 Joined:
7/12/2007
Location:
Oak Park, IL
Posted: 10/5/2007 4:12:28 PM
I was accused of being conservative, but I think I'm misunderstood.
Its not that I'm against abortion. I just don't like invasive techniques on the mother. I think you should just punch her in the stomach. Of course the media made me out to be some ogre, and the hippies ran away with it, but I had two older brothers that my mom aborted that way and no one around here is shedding a tear-
Posts: 852 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/5/2007 4:29:47 PM
Who was it yesterday that told the story about the guy asking for a light and then responding with "not your life story" or whatever? Because I just read that shit on another website. So that means someone submitted it to the website, or they read it and they tried to play it off as their own experience. I'm calling shenanigans!
which I've referenced on here as my other favorite comic relief site, and I titled the post overheard in NY.
It made me laugh on a dead board day, so I thought I'd share something funny. didn't try to claim I said it or made it up or anything. JC, get a life son.
But please, if it makes your day to dogpile about it, please go with your bad self.
