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10/24/2005
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Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 7/17/2005
It�s Top 50 time again! That�s right, it�s the second week of the month already, and goddamn, do we have treat for you.
Our writers went to the lab to scientifically uncover the 50 people most in need of a vicious beating. We aren�t talking about a run-of-the-mill beat down. We are talking about an �I�m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe hittin� niggas to come down here and work on the homes with a pair of pliers and blow torch� kind of beating. We are talking about the kind o...
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7/9/2008
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Toronto, ON
Posted: 7/9/2008 8:28:42 PM
Ryan Seacrest. I don't understand how this guy managed to miss making the list. At least Simon Cowell schlocks out his obviously-contrived persona with a bit of tongue in his cheek...Seacrest looks like he's trying to take his job as DJ of Karaoke Night in America seriously. Granted, everybody's got to make money, but when you spend your days introducing what amounts to next week's tabloid fare or "Where Are They Now" VH1 special, you have to question your life decisions.
...and he has one of the douchiest haircuts I've ever seen.
Mel Kiper, I mean Dracula, is by far the most celebrated wrong predictor in the world. He is to Notradomas as John Stockton is to black. If it were up to him he'd make the prediction today that the world ended 10 years ago. It's going on year rediculous now that he only gets 2 out of the first 20 in the right order. Nobody embodies more pressure than this man when it comes draft day and rightfully so...
