| PRIVACY POLICY FOR THEPHATPHREE.COM,
SHITLEYS.COM, MODEST PROPOSAL, AND OTHER SITES
OWNED AND OPERATED BY PHAMILY BUSINESS ENTERTAINMENT.
Phamily Business Entertainment and its staff,
the producers of PBE/The Phat Phree and its related
content, believes that personal privacy is important
for the continued success of the Internet. We
treat your personal information with the highest
standards of security, and confidentiality.
INFORMATION COLLECTED: We don't collect personal
information without your knowledge. We don't
sell, rent, or give your personal information
to unrelated third parties without your prior
permission.
This policy explains what information we collect
about you and how we use that information. We
also outline the choices you have.
WHEN YOU PURCHASE: In order to collect payment
and ship products to you, we need to collect
information about you, including your name, billing
address, shipping address, e-mail address, home
phone number and credit card information. We
use your e-mail address as a login for the store,
as well as a way to send you a confirmation of
your order. If we have a question about your
order, we may contact you by e-mail or by phone.
For example, we may call you to verify your credit
card information on a large purchase. We do this
for your protection.
You will be able to change your personal information
at any time. We will not use this information
for any purpose other than the fulfillment of
orders.
COOKIES: PBE/The Phat Phree does not require
the use of cookies. However, we offer it as a
convenient way for our site to confirm your identity
and avoid logging in each time your visit.
If you do not want to use cookies to login,
simply deactivate that functionality in your
browser's preferences. For more information about
cookies, click here.
The use of advertising cookies sent by third-party
servers is standard in the Internet industry.
You may occasionally get cookies from our advertisers.
PBE/The Phat Phree cannot and does not control
these cookies.
TRAFFIC INFORMATION COLLECTION: Each time a
visitor comes to PBE/The Phat Phree, information
is collected to help us sell advertising and
improve the overall experience of our sites.
PBE/The Phat Phree collects the visitor's domain
name/IP Address (e.g., whether the user is logged
on from netscape.com or yale.edu or 255.255.255.0),
referral data (e.g., we record the address of
the last URL a user visited prior to clicking
through to PBE/The Phat Phree), and browser/platform
type (e.g., a Netscape browser on a Macintosh
platform).
PBE/The Phat Phree also counts, tracks, and
aggregates the visitor's activity into our analysis
of general traffic flow at PBE/The Phat Phree
(e.g., tracking where traffic comes from and
how traffic flows within the site). PBE/The Phat
Phree may merge this information into group data,
which may then be shared on an aggregated basis
with potential advertisers, research firms, and
business partners. PBE/The Phat Phree will not
disclose your individual identity or personal
data. When PBE/The Phat Phree does present aggregated
information to potential advertisers, research
firms, and business partners, no one will be
able to identify you or contact you.
EMAIL SERVICES: Any/all e-mail addresses sent
to us as the result of correspondence with the
consumers of PBE/The Phat Phree will not be used
or collected for the purposes of reselling to
a third party.
PBE/The Phat Phree provides users the opportunity
to opt-in and opt-out of receiving e-mail communications
from us. This is made available during sign-up
for our e-mail lists and in e-mail messages delivered
from PBE/The Phat Phree. For any list managed
by PBE/The Phat Phree, users can use the link
in the footer of most e-mail messages to unsubscribe.
SHARING OF INFORMATION: PBE/The Phat Phree
never shares, sells, or rents any personal information
without your permission, unless ordered by a
court of law. Information submitted to us is
only available to employees managing this information
for purposes of contacting you or sending you
emails based on your request for information.
COPYRIGHT: PBE/The Phat Phree is a comedy magazine
published by Phamily Business Entertainment,
LLC. and its members.
The content of this web-site—graphics, text
and other elements—is © Copyright 2005-2006 of
PBE/The Phat Phree and its writers, and may not
be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in
part without the expressed written consent of
the publisher.
The Phat Phree is not intended for readers under
18 years of age. |
