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Jeff Greenwald
Writer Rnk.: 80 Avg. Rating: 3.07 Total Pieces: 15
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Member Since: 10/28/2005
Jeff is a professional studio drummer, improv actor, and comic writer. He likes to daydream and come up with funny stuff. He will write for your tv show.
Recent Articles By Jeff Greenwald
  Man Invents Fart Mobile
Posted: 11/25/08
  Rating: 3.00 Viewed: 7962 Emailed: 7 Comments: 0
  My Bad Habit
Posted: 11/22/06
  Rating: 2.80 Viewed: 2930 Emailed: 0 Comments: 26
  Septic Man Can't Smell Shit
Posted: 7/17/06
  Rating: 3.90 Viewed: 1490 Emailed: 5 Comments: 5
  Senior Takes Self To Prom
Posted: 5/4/06
  Rating: 3.58 Viewed: 1426 Emailed: 1 Comments: 4
  I'm A Substitute Teacher
Posted: 5/1/06
  Rating: 2.56 Viewed: 3402 Emailed: 17 Comments: 58
  Free Porn In Your Town
Posted: 4/18/06
  Rating: 2.94 Viewed: 1886 Emailed: 4 Comments: 17
  McRib Found In Freezer
Posted: 3/2/06
  Rating: 3.64 Viewed: 1452 Emailed: 7 Comments: 5
  So You Wanna Be My Check-Out Girl
Posted: 2/7/06
  Rating: 3.38 Viewed: 1871 Emailed: 9 Comments: 15
  Scrabble Tournament Turns Violent
Posted: 12/20/05
  Rating: 3.76 Viewed: 1333 Emailed: 11 Comments: 10
  Holiday Gift Guide: Books
Posted: 11/23/05
  Rating: 2.72 Viewed: 1451 Emailed: 5 Comments: 10
  Backyard Hunt Is On
Posted: 11/9/05
  Rating: 3.69 Viewed: 1779 Emailed: 1 Comments: 15
  Government Says No More Condoms!
Posted: 9/20/05
  Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 2119 Emailed: 7 Comments: 8
  Putting the FUN Back in Funeral
Posted: 8/11/05
  Rating: 3.02 Viewed: 1682 Emailed: 7 Comments: 15
  Giambi's Balls Break Silence
Posted: 8/1/05
  Rating: 2.69 Viewed: 1823 Emailed: 1 Comments: 11
  Are You A Jigger?
Posted: 7/29/05
  Rating: 2.66 Viewed: 2148 Emailed: 32 Comments: 27
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