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J.P. Melkus

Writer Rnk.: 13	Avg. Rating: 3.96	Total Pieces: 61
User Rnk.: 152	User Pts.: 325	Comments: 18
Member Since: 11/3/2005

In addition to The Phat Phree, J.P.'s work has appeared in The National Lampoon. J.P. is also an accomplished pianist and Puerto Rican mother of three.

Recent Articles By J.P. Melkus

	You're Bleeding From Where? Posted: 11/7/07
	Rating: 3.78 Viewed: 31228 Emailed: 13 Comments: 288

	Abused Phamily Circus: Barren Posted: 4/16/07
	Rating: 4.37 Viewed: 9029 Emailed: 5 Comments: 17

	Phamily Circus: Daddy's Golfing! Posted: 4/11/07
	Rating: 4.06 Viewed: 8085 Emailed: 2 Comments: 17

	World's Biggest Asshole, 83, Dies Posted: 3/27/07
	Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 16539 Emailed: 19 Comments: 75

	The Phreemen: The Lullaby Posted: 3/12/07
	Rating: 4.25 Viewed: 15990 Emailed: 0 Comments: 82

	Ambush Interview of a Comic Book Artist Posted: 3/6/07
	Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 9132 Emailed: 13 Comments: 63

	The Phreemen: The Funeral Posted: 2/12/07
	Rating: 4.46 Viewed: 6967 Emailed: 6 Comments: 19

	Cristal Method Posted: 11/6/06
	Rating: 4.14 Viewed: 4712 Emailed: 41 Comments: 26

	Get Your Ass to Wilmington, NC! Posted: 9/20/06
	Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 8321 Emailed: 30 Comments: 90

	How I Really Met Your Mother Posted: 9/15/06
	Rating: 4.12 Viewed: 3466 Emailed: 59 Comments: 23

	My Right Honorable Friend... F#k off! Posted:* 8/9/06
	Rating: 4.21 Viewed: 3394 Emailed: 2 Comments: 13

	Journal of a Panicky Space Marine Posted: 7/27/06
	Rating: 3.78 Viewed: 2582 Emailed: 1 Comments: 12

	Less Dramatic Dialogue: Heat Posted: 7/24/06
	Rating: 3.22 Viewed: 1919 Emailed: 2 Comments: 5

	Am I Continent? It Depends. Posted: 7/10/06
	Rating: 4.28 Viewed: 4960 Emailed: 36 Comments: 45

	Hi, I'm a Golfing A-Hole! Posted: 6/28/06
	Rating: 3.91 Viewed: 4449 Emailed: 87 Comments: 21

	Cricket: What the Fck? Posted:* 6/7/06
	Rating: 3.13 Viewed: 2601 Emailed: 4 Comments: 18

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