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Van Ailwood

Writer Rnk.: 53	Avg. Rating: 3.91	Total Pieces: 17
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Member Since: 11/16/2005

Van grew up outside of Boston, Mass., dreaming of one day becoming a professional basketball player for his favorite team, the Celtics.

Obviously, that didn't work out, so hopefully, this will.

Recent Articles By Van Ailwood

	Olympic Failure To Hack Off Own Limbs Posted: 12/11/08
	Rating: 3.60 Viewed: 9954 Emailed: 4 Comments: 4

	Jeter Asks Announcers 'Please...Stop It' Posted: 10/6/06
	Rating: 4.21 Viewed: 4223 Emailed: 12 Comments: 4

	New York City To Ban Everything You Like Posted: 10/2/06
	Rating: 4.33 Viewed: 1992 Emailed: 8 Comments: 2

	Freddie Mitchell Camping at Pats' Field Posted: 9/29/06
	Rating: 3.96 Viewed: 2113 Emailed: 11 Comments: 7

	Clarett Arrest Wake-Up Call For The Man Posted: 9/20/06
	Rating: 3.71 Viewed: 1815 Emailed: 5 Comments: 4

	I Hope You Get Raped By A Gorilla Posted: 8/30/06
	Rating: 3.08 Viewed: 4580 Emailed: 19 Comments: 56

	Can I Get A Fucking Beer Already? Posted: 8/24/06
	Rating: 3.66 Viewed: 3035 Emailed: 15 Comments: 45

	Leinart Unlaid for 24 Hours Posted: 8/14/06
	Rating: 4.03 Viewed: 2777 Emailed: 25 Comments: 36

	Perpetual Pooper Humiliated Out of Job. Posted: 8/9/06
	Rating: 3.72 Viewed: 1477 Emailed: 9 Comments: 7

	Man Elated By Correct Death-Pool Pick Posted: 8/3/06
	Rating: 4.04 Viewed: 1681 Emailed: 3 Comments: 5

	The Top-10 Reasons Moving Blows Ass. Posted: 6/19/06
	Rating: 4.02 Viewed: 2108 Emailed: 10 Comments: 17

	The Pulling-The-Goalie Party Posted: 1/27/06
	Rating: 4.13 Viewed: 1979 Emailed: 35 Comments: 18

	Man Takes 'Murderball' Marveling Too Far Posted: 1/23/06
	Rating: 3.88 Viewed: 1380 Emailed: 2 Comments: 3

	Scientists Discover Metrosexual Gene Posted: 1/16/06
	Rating: 4.13 Viewed: 1464 Emailed: 8 Comments: 1

	Jesus Intervenes to Save Robertson Posted: 1/10/06
	Rating: 3.85 Viewed: 1388 Emailed: 2 Comments: 10

	Menstrual Harassment: The Lawsuit For Me Posted: 12/22/05
	Rating: 4.18 Viewed: 4248 Emailed: 29 Comments: 56

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