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Chad Zumock
Writer Rnk.: 10 Avg. Rating: 3.87 Total Pieces: 98
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Member Since: 10/21/2005
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Recent Articles By Chad Zumock
  Gas price solution for whores!
Posted: 1/3/08
  Rating: 2.77 Viewed: 13516 Emailed: 7 Comments: 88
  In Amsterdam...
Posted: 5/17/07
  Rating: 3.55 Viewed: 14956 Emailed: 5 Comments: 131
  Go For It!: The Falconheart Interview
Posted: 3/22/07
  Rating: 4.25 Viewed: 24252 Emailed: 4 Comments: 117
  The Crime Fighter: Sam Tripoli Interview
Posted: 1/18/07
  Rating: 3.68 Viewed: 13965 Emailed: 7 Comments: 54
  You're 18 and I'm 35, Let's date!
Posted: 1/8/07
  Rating: 3.81 Viewed: 17075 Emailed: 31 Comments: 111
  The 5’8 White Guy
Posted: 9/8/06
  Rating: 3.93 Viewed: 4566 Emailed: 14 Comments: 32
  The Crazy World Of Pick-Up Basketball
Posted: 8/2/06
  Rating: 4.28 Viewed: 9247 Emailed: 121 Comments: 50
  One Night With Victor French
Posted: 7/12/06
  Rating: 3.70 Viewed: 3601 Emailed: 1 Comments: 24
  Goose’s Ultimate Wingman Guide
Posted: 4/13/06
  Rating: 3.65 Viewed: 5973 Emailed: 46 Comments: 39
  An Open Letter To Suge Knight
Posted: 3/23/06
  Rating: 3.66 Viewed: 4130 Emailed: 7 Comments: 36
  The Sweet Caroline Debate: 2006
Posted: 2/22/06
  Rating: 3.66 Viewed: 4745 Emailed: 12 Comments: 54
  Abused Phamily Circus: Go To Sleep!
Posted: 2/15/06
  Rating: 2.17 Viewed: 3960 Emailed: 0 Comments: 11
  These Head Games Are Getting Out Of Hand
Posted: 2/13/06
  Rating: 3.44 Viewed: 2812 Emailed: 30 Comments: 14
  The Shittiest Jobs of All
Posted: 1/20/06
  Rating: 3.65 Viewed: 6567 Emailed: 9 Comments: 73
  The Lost Diaries of Andrew Ridgley
Posted: 12/15/05
  Rating: 3.54 Viewed: 4220 Emailed: 2 Comments: 22
  Telling Lies, Telling Sweet Little Lies
Posted: 11/30/05
  Rating: 3.68 Viewed: 4709 Emailed: 4 Comments: 33
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