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by: Mike Polk Posted: 12/31/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.45 Viewed: 85,804 Emailed: 287 Comments: 53
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...As a special treat for everyone who is stuck at work this week, here is one the best pieces from the book, "Look At My Striped Shirt!" In addition to this classic piece from The Phat Phree, there are more than 50 never-before-published essays from some of the funniest writers on the site.Don't be be......
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by: Mike Polk Posted: 2/18/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.43 Viewed: 4,859 Emailed: 24 Comments: 6
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...I love yellow ribbons! Yellow ribbons are everywhere now and people are just mad about them! They’re “showing their support” for the troops by buying a magnetic yellow ribbon from Dairymart, the proceeds of which benefit our soldiers in no way! All the ribbons are made in communist China! Now ......
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by: Mike Polk Posted: 4/22/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.42 Viewed: 123,399 Emailed: 661 Comments: 53
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...Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied currently. She’s already handling three dudes. I guess I’ll just stand here and stroke it some more. Keep your head together Mike.......
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by: Mike Polk Posted: 12/31/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.41 Viewed: 1,313,411 Emailed: 5,771 Comments: 1,236
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...As a special treat for everyone who is stuck at work this week, here is one the best pieces from the book, "Look At My Striped Shirt!" In addition to this classic piece from The Phat Phree, there are more than 50 never-before-published essays from some of the funniest writers on the site.Don't be be......
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by: Mike Polk Posted: 7/20/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.39 Viewed: 26,089 Emailed: 306 Comments: 47
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...Greetings all. I was recently forwarded this fabulous David Hasselhoff Calendar that some bored bastard graciously took the time to construct and it really touched me. I hope it does the same for you.I know it's a little bit late in the year, but we invite the Phat Phree readers to print it out (the......
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by: Mike Polk Posted: 12/31/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.39 Viewed: 59,143 Emailed: 561 Comments: 70
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...As a special treat for everyone who is stuck at work this week, here is one the best pieces from the book, "Look At My Striped Shirt!" In addition to this classic piece from The Phat Phree, there are more than 50 never-before-published essays from some of the funniest writers on the site.Don't be be......
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by: Mike Polk Posted: 2/27/06 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.38 Viewed: 74,919 Emailed: 484 Comments: 102
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...Hey, you, Some Guy. It’s me, Some Girl. I guess we might as well have a life together. We’re on a schedule here. I’m in my mid to late twenties; you’re two years older than me. We’re at about the same level of attractiveness. We have comparable educations. I need to mate, and you’ll probably do as w......
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by: Mike Polk Posted: 12/8/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.36 Viewed: 25,779 Emailed: 268 Comments: 83
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...As I grow older and more dashing, I tend to run into more and more single women who have had the misfortune of bearing a child. Many people are hesitant to become romantically involved with a chick with a kid. But speaking from personal experience, don’t knock it, as they say, until you’ve tried it......
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by: Mike Polk Posted: 4/1/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.35 Viewed: 19,031 Emailed: 4 Comments: 31
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...By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. Or maimed. Or maybe just napping. I’m really not sure. I’m kind of playing it by ear.Don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely going to kill myself. Crippling depression coupled with the sad realization that my life will never rise above the level of mediocre......
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by: Mike Polk Posted: 4/11/05 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.35 Viewed: 21,649 Emailed: 33 Comments: 13
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...No officer, I’m not certain exactly how fast I was going. Yes, I know that the speed limit is 35 through here. No I don’t think that I’m “Jeff Gordon” sir. I really just wasn’t paying very close attention to my speed, and for that, I apologize. And if I may sir, I’d also like to take this opport......
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