Hey! Hey guys! Hey! Over here! Hi. Okay, so we know what you guys are thinking, but Im afraid weve got some bad news for you....
We are not going to kiss each other!
No way. So just get that dirty little thought right out of your heads, you perverts. We know that no one has even suggested that we kiss each other yet, but were sure its just a matter of time. After all, its every guys dream to watch two girls making out. Right? Of course it is. Just the thought of it is probably getting you all turned on and making you want us. Right? Is it?
Well regardless, it aint gonna happen. Because we are not those kind of girls. So you guys might as well just shove off.
Wait! Where are you going!? Hold on! Lets talk about this! Come back!
Okay. Good. Sorry for yelling. Now, we are well aware that we are not the most attractive girls at this party. Not by a long shot. I myself am by no means a basket of cherries and Sharon here is a 4 at best. But I would imagine that the thought of the two of us making out hardcore with each other is enough to help you overcome those inarguable facts and want to hang around us, right?
Sure it is. Well we are very sorry to disappoint you, you dirty birds, but its not going to happen. Even though you probably really want it to. Because we have reputations to uphold and were not that drunk yet.
Wait! Dont leave! Yes we are! Were wasted! Hey!
Our Excuse.
Welcome back. All right, you guys win. Well kiss. But if we do this, and oh my God I cant believe we are actually considering this, can you Sharon? If we do this, it will just be a quick little kiss and thats it. Closed mouth. No funny business. Because after all, were not shameless whores. Deal?
Come back! Were whores! Huge whores! Itll be sloppy and uncomfortably long! Look at us! Please! Well do it! We will!
All right. Now, I just want to remind you that as we have established we may not be the prettiest girls here, but we are the ones that are willing to disgrace ourselves for your pleasure. I mean, do you think you could ever get those more attractive females to deep throat kiss each other for twenty minutes straight in order to win your collective drunken approval? I think not! Because they dont have to. We, on the other hand, are clinging to this desperate tool with all of our might. Because we really need your attention.
You see, Im from a broken home. My father was distant and never around, so I crave male acceptance and companionship. And Sharon used to get felt up by her stepdad. So there it is.
Okay, were going to do it. But I was thinking that maybe you guys could give us your phone numbers before we kiss this time. The only reason I suggest that is because we find that a lot of times, once we are done kissing, guys just leave and dont talk to us any more. My guess is that even though they might be temporarily aroused and intrigued by our lack of inhibition, they are inevitably repulsed by us as people and dont want to make us a part of their actual lives.
No? You guys dont like that plan? No phone numbers? Just kiss? Okay. We can do that. Here goes.....
Mmmmmm...... We can taste each others insecurities.........
Okay. So what did you guys think? Pretty hot, huh? Do you want to buy us dinners and let us meet you families now? Anyone? No?
Wait! Dont leave! We have tattoos in weird places! We could show them to you! Come back!
The Good ol' days Posted: 1/11/2006by: Adam Actually this reminds of the time we got these two not so hot girls to make out in my apartment in college. We got some good pictures of that. A week later one of them asked me if we could go home and make our own pictures. I said, "yeah. wait right here. I have to go tell everyone i'm leaving." I never went back to that section of the bar. Helen of Troy Posted: 1/11/2006by: Christine me feets are soaked Atlas Posted: 1/11/2006by: Brenda Della Casa I would never write that. Whoever is posting as me (DELPHI!), you're a loser and I'll have Charlie trace the comment to you and we'll all come over and kick your acne covered little ass! deeznuts.com Posted: 1/11/2006by: HMK nice prick, when I figure out who you are I will get you, mark my words I will get you! That was not me Posted: 1/11/2006by: HMK I did not just post that I have more at home and will email them. Delphi go away! More on pics Posted: 1/11/2006by: HMK I've got more (better) pics at home. I'll email on request milton - Posted: 1/11/2006by: deuce a little late on the response but thanks.. a buddy of mine sent me that pic, and it made me laugh cuz i could have sworn it was shrek, so i put it up there. Well I did it Posted: 1/11/2006by: HMK I posted a picture, but it is pretty bad, because it was taken at our company Christmas party this year and as you can tell I was not happy. The girl who took it saved all her digitals from that night in black and white so it's the best I could get today. I will add more later. Atlas Posted: 1/11/2006by: Christine Its definitely not Brenda.
Enjoy, have one for me!!! Seriously, say this is for christine and then down a shot. Or lie to me tomorrow and say you did. I dont think that is Brenda Posted: 1/11/2006by: Atlas Sounds like Delphi, and for your information I dont get into Nietzche at all, to morose. Just thinking freely, and in no way am I depressed. Quite the opposite.
