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My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

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I will talk to people I dont know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders Babe and male bartenders Chief!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is full of skanks! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for after hours! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that Ill be ready to fucking party again tomorrow!

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