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Posted: 3/18/2005
Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! Im coming home with some pussy tonight! Thats right! Its been a long week at the office and its time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say Junior Vice President on them! Theyre glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure well kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! Its going to be so fucking loud! Ill bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! Im that fucking pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! Im crushing one right now!

Im thinking about buying a boat this year!

Im gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, Ill scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

Im gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

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I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to Take it easy on the brakes, Champ!

I will talk to people I dont know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders Babe and male bartenders Chief!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is full of skanks! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for after hours! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that Ill be ready to fucking party again tomorrow!



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