There is no place like the senior prom to convey your undying love for the Indiana Pacers. Shit like this brings about a very important lesson involving originality and creativity. Ideas are not brilliant solely because no one has ever thought of the idea before. For example, until just now, I would bet that most people have never once had the thought to staple their balls to a bed sheet and attempt a parachute jump off their roof.
There are thoughts that should never come across a human beings mind. Genital mutilation for the sake of wind resistance and athletic jerseys made into prom outfits top this category. The white guy in the tux sporting a pimp cane would normally be the biggest douchebag at the prom. Next to these two Pacer enthusiasts, he gently blends into the background.
Finally, I want to give the lovely lady props for her alternating yellow and blue garters/headbands around her thigh. Cute. I now hate the fucking Pacers and hope they never win a game again.
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Fuck the Blazers too. If your hair color matches your prom dress/jersey contraption, you should be sitting home alone on prom night eating ice cream from a bucket. Nice hat, fuckface.
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Okay, lets take this one in for a minute. Now, the guy in the middle must be the leader. The twins must be his henchmen or something. Are both girls with the leader? Is this not one of the most ridiculous things youve ever seen in your fucking life? If you stare at them long enough, you can see a 3-D image of a schooner appear.
While this is unbelievable on various levels, the hard-ass looks on the guys faces has to be my favorite part. Youre right, gangstas, nothing says hardcore like matching checkered outfits. I hope this went out with the Christmas cards that year.
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They just look out of the picture at you like they cant make up their minds if it will be easier to begin eating you from the head down or from the feet up. Im sure eating gets him sweaty. Good thing he has a headband. Air Jordan would be so proud.
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Holy fucking Lord. I think I had a He-Man figurine of her when I was little but my dog ate her head off.
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Alright, last one. Concentrate. Dont get thrown off by the pattern.
Answer: poop costume (note: after seeing these prom outfits, this is probably an acceptable prom outfit to some. Both answers are acceptable.)
Wow Posted: 8/1/2006by: Tom A People really are idiots.
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Eugene sporting his impression of Karl Rove on Casual Day at Acme Propaganda, Inc.
P.S. Chick in second to last pic has a nice rack. Black folks don't own... Posted: 8/1/2006by: terd White people just give 'em that shit on loan. Sounds like a rough evening Posted: 7/31/2006by: dc I hope that your recovery is a swift one. DC Posted: 7/31/2006by: Christine No bus. I thought it would be funny to jump off a dock into the Bay at 4:30 am. there was only about a foot of water so i basically jumped into a marsh of mud. I quickly tried to get up but it was the jet ski dock, which is inverted, so I just kept sliding back in. I seriously have a bruise on every part of my body.
then my friend finally pulled me up. but he thought it would be funny to lift me over his head and toss me back in the bay. I did mention that I quite chubby right? I don't know how this guy lift me, but he did so like I weighed as much as a doll. I was pretty impressed.
the scary part is that I know two guys who are in wheel chairs now from jumping into the bay while drunk and hitting their spines. So i'll take the bruises. If Juan was any sort of a boyfriend, he would draw me a warm bath for when I get home and rub my aches and pains. But I think he's cheating on me. Christine Posted: 7/31/2006by: dc I hope that the Bus received the brunt of the collision. DC Posted: 7/31/2006by: Christine Worse than a bus. i feel like death and look like it too. i can't even type without aching. I have bruises everywhere and my bosses keep giving me the look that says, "either she got back together with that Johnny guy from last year or her anemia still hasn't dissipated". either way, its not good.
Hi Juan!!! Turlington is God Posted: 7/31/2006by: Burt Thaxton Juan,
I think you've found the one demographic (Toolbag Promgoers) dying for a severe ass-reaming more so than any other in the whole world. Good Show.
Give us more on Ken Dorsey and Kellen "Soldier" Winslow.
Burt Thaxton How Dare You! Posted: 7/31/2006by: Kevin Pic four is a rare photo of the world's first and only known pair of inter-racial conjoined twins. Yup Posted: 7/31/2006by: Atlas This is the seventh sign, see you all in hell. Not Right Posted: 7/31/2006by: Constance You were right the first time... it's Gucci, not Chanel, get right y'all!
