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Posted: 2/16/2006 9:14:56 AM by Eric

"Hey kids, you want to make a quick $20?"
"Shit! It's the Phantom, play it cool. He' gonna want us to fuck his horse again."
"I'm still scabbed over from last time Johnny."

That's right Sally, this is called skiing! Don't neglect the balls either whore!"

"Oh! and Johnny!, I'll give you another $20 to let me watch you fuck the horse."
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Posted: 2/16/2006 2:19:05 PM by Christine


"Hey, Blondie, wanna fuck?"

"Dude, that's my girlfriend. Back off"

" Oh my"

"Sorry guys, I don't mean to be so vulgar. Its just that I give women multiple orgasms and love muff diving. Are you ok blondie? you look a little excited . . . . ."

" . . . ..Um. . . I better go. I'm sure pencil dick is just as good. Don't cry blondie."

Slow clap.

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Posted: 2/16/2006 3:26:32 PM by Christine

That was not my best work. In fact that was downright awful. My face is red with embarrassment.

Keep up the good Jim!!! And for god sake make the comics un-comment-able. I can't stop!!!!

Here's $20 Bucks () Post #: 4
Posted: 2/16/2006 5:46:50 PM by ME

For each of you to "FELCH" my horse again.

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